"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The Official:Best Climax EVER Thread!!!!

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man lets not beat around da bush. this thread 4 tha best climax u ever had. if u dnt know then post tha 2 or 3 u think that can possiblely be ur best. and if u never had 1.........that sucks 4 u :rock: ima go 1st.

i think my best climax or should i say moment of "Triumph" is when me and my ex gal did it. she came 1st and then i beat 4 like 30min and it was tha best nut ever. maybe it was tha grey goose. but tha ***** was tha bomb that night. i hit it like i never hit it b4. seriously.:)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
 
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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants.
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LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"

I'd say my best one was probably from one of my many BJs from my current woman. Nothing beats a good BJ.
 
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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
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That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
 
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SELF-MASTERY said:
That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
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Orgams 4 times? OR Ejaculate 4 times?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I climaxed 4 times= ejaculated 4 times.

slow motion-- bang 1

slow motion-- bang 2

slow motion-- bang 3

slow motion-- bang 4

It's painful, but in a good way:cheer:
 
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My best was when this chick gave me a working over after I made her read this book called "ESO: Extended Sexual Orgasm".

She basically gave me head for an hour and a half before she let me "get off". I gotta say, I must've had an orgasm for nearly 10 minutes after that. Then, when I finally ejaculated, it felt like my head was going to explode. She made me hyperventillate: my arms and hands involentarily buckled up into "retard hands". At first, I didn't really notice, but it kind of freaked her out. She asked: "Do you want me to stop?!?" I glanced at my "retard arms" and I replied: "Are you fuxing kidding me? SH!T NO! GO! GO!"

I thought I was going to pass out. It was odd though, I didn't have any problems with my breathing control, so I don't know if I can actually call it "hyperventillation".

If you guys want her number...

Yeah, you're welcome guys: One more chick on the streets that I tought how to give a proper BJ.
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World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
 
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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
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so true
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
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It's the same for every male in the planet I guess :crackup:
 
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World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
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You have a point. And a neat one :rockon:
 
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