"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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The Mouth Is For Eating

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not for oral sex you freaks...

Uganda's President Wants to Ban Oral Sex, Says the "Mouth is for Eating"

Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni has issued what he calls a "public warning" against oral sex.

The president claims the practice has been pushed on Ugandans by "outsiders," and argues that the mouth is solely for eating.

"Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders," he told the press during an address.

"One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is," he continued.

According to the Daily Mail, back in 2014 Museveni stated that performing oral sex could cause people to get worms. "You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address," he is quoted as saying.

That same year he passed the "Anti-Homosexuality Act," which makes being gay illegal in Uganda, and makes it a criminal offense to not report someone for being gay.

Though it's sadly clear that Museveni is serious about his disapproval of oral sex, folks online have managed to find the humor in his comments.

 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sodomy is usually thought to be anal sex, but the actual definition is "unnatural sex act." So bl0wjobs are sodomy, too.
 

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Sodomy is usually thought to be anal sex, but the actual definition is "unnatural sex act." So bl0wjobs are sodomy, too.
HEY. Those are G-d given rights. Damn to hell if some gov't is going to tell me where to put my protected member.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Sodomy is usually thought to be anal sex, but the actual definition is "unnatural sex act." So bl0wjobs are sodomy, too.
Who is to say that a bl0wjob is unnatural though? Seems natural that someone would try it at some point :)
 

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He's not wrong.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Who Dares Win

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If he is the president I can imagine the average citizen there...that explains a lot.
 

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In the book "Sperm Wars", the author claims oral sex has a practical purpose, which is for a lover to identify whether or not their partner is cheating. Apparently, the taste of a penis or vagina changes when people have sex; and it retains some of the scent and taste from the new partner for several days. So if it tastes differently than usual, a lover knows their partner is sleeping with someone else too. This may be partially unconscious.
 

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So are they banning smoking as well?
 

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In the book "Sperm Wars", the author claims oral sex has a practical purpose, which is for a lover to identify whether or not their partner is cheating. Apparently, the taste of a penis or vagina changes when people have sex; and it retains some of the scent and taste from the new partner for several days. So if it tastes differently than usual, a lover knows their partner is sleeping with someone else too. This may be partially unconscious.
Yes, I read this too.
I still think it will be difficult to be sure she is cheating though, just because her puss tastes different.
 

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In the book "Sperm Wars", the author claims oral sex has a practical purpose, which is for a lover to identify whether or not their partner is cheating. Apparently, the taste of a penis or vagina changes when people have sex; and it retains some of the scent and taste from the new partner for several days. So if it tastes differently than usual, a lover knows their partner is sleeping with someone else too. This may be partially unconscious.
I suspect this book must have been written by a woman.

Gullible men everywhere...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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