"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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The Mouth Is For Eating

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not for oral sex you freaks...

Uganda's President Wants to Ban Oral Sex, Says the "Mouth is for Eating"

Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni has issued what he calls a "public warning" against oral sex.

The president claims the practice has been pushed on Ugandans by "outsiders," and argues that the mouth is solely for eating.

"Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders," he told the press during an address.

"One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is," he continued.

According to the Daily Mail, back in 2014 Museveni stated that performing oral sex could cause people to get worms. "You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address," he is quoted as saying.

That same year he passed the "Anti-Homosexuality Act," which makes being gay illegal in Uganda, and makes it a criminal offense to not report someone for being gay.

Though it's sadly clear that Museveni is serious about his disapproval of oral sex, folks online have managed to find the humor in his comments.

 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sodomy is usually thought to be anal sex, but the actual definition is "unnatural sex act." So bl0wjobs are sodomy, too.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
Sodomy is usually thought to be anal sex, but the actual definition is "unnatural sex act." So bl0wjobs are sodomy, too.
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HEY. Those are G-d given rights. Damn to hell if some gov't is going to tell me where to put my protected member.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bible_Belt said:
Sodomy is usually thought to be anal sex, but the actual definition is "unnatural sex act." So bl0wjobs are sodomy, too.
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Who is to say that a bl0wjob is unnatural though? Seems natural that someone would try it at some point :)
 
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He's not wrong.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If he is the president I can imagine the average citizen there...that explains a lot.
 
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In the book "Sperm Wars", the author claims oral sex has a practical purpose, which is for a lover to identify whether or not their partner is cheating. Apparently, the taste of a penis or vagina changes when people have sex; and it retains some of the scent and taste from the new partner for several days. So if it tastes differently than usual, a lover knows their partner is sleeping with someone else too. This may be partially unconscious.
 
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So are they banning smoking as well?
 
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Gimple said:
In the book "Sperm Wars", the author claims oral sex has a practical purpose, which is for a lover to identify whether or not their partner is cheating. Apparently, the taste of a penis or vagina changes when people have sex; and it retains some of the scent and taste from the new partner for several days. So if it tastes differently than usual, a lover knows their partner is sleeping with someone else too. This may be partially unconscious.
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Yes, I read this too.
I still think it will be difficult to be sure she is cheating though, just because her puss tastes different.
 
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Gimple said:
In the book "Sperm Wars", the author claims oral sex has a practical purpose, which is for a lover to identify whether or not their partner is cheating. Apparently, the taste of a penis or vagina changes when people have sex; and it retains some of the scent and taste from the new partner for several days. So if it tastes differently than usual, a lover knows their partner is sleeping with someone else too. This may be partially unconscious.
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I suspect this book must have been written by a woman.

Gullible men everywhere...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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