MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
logicallefty
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I think women need to get a better understanding themselves of what is happening to their bodies. And then quit blaming their "mood swings" on external factors (like the men around them).
All other factors the same, I am confident that if men had periods we would not be as bytchy because we would know "I am cranky today because of my cycle. It is not the people around me who caused this. It is all inside me".
All other factors the same, I am confident that if men had periods we would not be as bytchy because we would know "I am cranky today because of my cycle. It is not the people around me who caused this. It is all inside me".
SgtSplacker
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I'd rather get a period than have to go to work every day.
logicallefty
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SgtSplacker again.SgtSplacker said:
Amen!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mike32ct
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Plus other men wouldn't tolerate that. They'd be like, "Dude it's just your period. Man up and quit bytching."logicallefty said: