MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
logicallefty
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I think women need to get a better understanding themselves of what is happening to their bodies. And then quit blaming their "mood swings" on external factors (like the men around them).
All other factors the same, I am confident that if men had periods we would not be as bytchy because we would know "I am cranky today because of my cycle. It is not the people around me who caused this. It is all inside me".
All other factors the same, I am confident that if men had periods we would not be as bytchy because we would know "I am cranky today because of my cycle. It is not the people around me who caused this. It is all inside me".
SgtSplacker
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I'd rather get a period than have to go to work every day.
logicallefty
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SgtSplacker again.SgtSplacker said:
Amen!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Mike32ct
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Plus other men wouldn't tolerate that. They'd be like, "Dude it's just your period. Man up and quit bytching."logicallefty said: