"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
The grl who represents our site.
- Thread starter S0LID
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
squirrels
Master Don Juan
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WHAT THE FVCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
What gives you any indication that the girl at the top of this page is gothic or hates life??
For one thing, the resolution of that pic is like 200x200 pixels. For another thing, I don't see anything gothic or depressing about that girl at ALL.
For another thing, I can't BELIEVE that people are STILL wasting time off their lives analyzing the appearance of some chick-graphic at the top page of a forum!
You guys will never find a girl you're happy with...you're such frikkin media slaves it's not even funny. You've got this idea in your heads that you need to go out and be nailing some supermodel to be happy with your life.
And instead of going out looking for that supermodel, you're trying to change the pic at the top of some website to be that ideal girl?? Is she like, the only girl you see on a day-to-day basis or what??
I'm done. LOL...this is retarded.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Just curious,
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Better yet, we could replace her with a photo of my ass and that could be our mascot from now on.
Grow up, fellas. I'm sure there are better ways to waste the space on this site than by starting threads about a woman who probably isn't even real. Even so, I'd still **** her.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
cause im not only a chick , im also a member hahahahahaha
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yay!Originally posted by S0LID
if your hot, fair nuff
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
Now its just some transparent rectangle at the top
. Unfornately, smillies become transparent rectangles too.If it was up to me I wouldn't put a chick's pic up there - it attracts too much attention from people who walk past (can get a bit annoying).