"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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the girl's nipple hairs have really got to go!

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Bring a pair of little nose-hair clippers. Do a little prestidigitatin'. I'm sure you can get her attention directed elsewhere. :D

BGMan
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I have exactly TWO nipple hairs on my right nipple. I just checked. :D I'm a completeley hairless bastard, and I love it that way.


Now, I'd tolterate ONE hair on my girl's right nipple, since that would make her less hairy than I am. But if she has THREE, her azz gets chucked. :D


One thing that bothers me a lot is when a girl has a "happy trail".

WTF, right?!!?!! A girl that I tried to go down on had freakin hairs down her navel. It was nasty, like finding long, coarse pubes in your mouthfuls of food. :mad: :eek:
 

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BUMP

I don't knowhow I came across this thread but I thought it was pretty funny. I haven't come across a woman with "hairy-olas" in many years but it may be amusing to see if anyone has run into this nowadays.
 

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hahaha yea its happened to me once. and, yea, funny thing was, she was a pretty hot chick. and no, she was NOT on the pill.

Dude I told her - shave that shi t off. Just be blunt but nice.
 

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Originally posted by Lionheart
I've got next to no chest hair
Boy (as in, "little")

It makes me want to puke seeing nipple hair on me, forget on a girl.
Dude... you have PROBLEMS. And not just that you failed to reach puberty.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude this is not a good thread to wake up to.

Now every girl i talk to im gonna be wondering "does SHE have hairyolas?"

I didnt even know it was physically possible for women to have hair on their nipples. Seriously.
 

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Hahahaha, I'm trying not to die laughing at work because I don't want to have to explain what I'm laughing at.

I try not to be too superficial but damn this would seriously gross me out. I also agree with the grossness of the "happy trail." I don't know about you, but that trail doesn't make me too happy.
 

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I have around 40 hairs on my one nipple. Im like a LION!:eek: ,and don't care, it doesn't show because I'm hairy all over. I got a girl in class thats got moustaches this long -----
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Julian
Dude this is not a good thread to wake up to.

Now every girl i talk to im gonna be wondering "does SHE have hairyolas?"

I didnt even know it was physically possible for women to have hair on their nipples. Seriously.
So now you've found your "special purpose" (thank you Steve Martin in The Jerk). Now you will never look at covered breasts as you did in the past. You will always wonder... Every hotty you take home, you are going to hope "Please no hairyolas, please no hairy titties..."

But mock my words, it may not happen today, it may not happen tomorrow, but someday; YOU WILL ENCOUNTER HAIRYOLAS!!!" You will grimace but realize that you were warned!!! :p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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braid em
 
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