BGMan
Master Don Juan
Bring a pair of little nose-hair clippers. Do a little prestidigitatin'. I'm sure you can get her attention directed elsewhere. 
BGMan
BGMan
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Boy (as in, "little")Originally posted by Lionheart
I've got next to no chest hair
Dude... you have PROBLEMS. And not just that you failed to reach puberty.It makes me want to puke seeing nipple hair on me, forget on a girl.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
OH my GOD!!Originally posted by jbbrain
..but she has nipple hairs each an inch long..
So now you've found your "special purpose" (thank you Steve Martin in The Jerk). Now you will never look at covered breasts as you did in the past. You will always wonder... Every hotty you take home, you are going to hope "Please no hairyolas, please no hairy titties..."Originally posted by Julian
Dude this is not a good thread to wake up to.
Now every girl i talk to im gonna be wondering "does SHE have hairyolas?"
I didnt even know it was physically possible for women to have hair on their nipples. Seriously.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
and the massage with nair dahahahhaI call these "hairy-olas" ... Get it?