BGMan
Master Don Juan
Bring a pair of little nose-hair clippers. Do a little prestidigitatin'. I'm sure you can get her attention directed elsewhere. 
BGMan
BGMan
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
the girl's nipple hairs have really got to go!
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
jakethasnake
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I have exactly TWO nipple hairs on my right nipple. I just checked. I'm a completeley hairless bastard, and I love it that way.
Now, I'd tolterate ONE hair on my girl's right nipple, since that would make her less hairy than I am. But if she has THREE, her azz gets chucked.
One thing that bothers me a lot is when a girl has a "happy trail".
WTF, right?!!?!! A girl that I tried to go down on had freakin hairs down her navel. It was nasty, like finding long, coarse pubes in your mouthfuls of food.
I'm a completeley hairless bastard, and I love it that way. Now, I'd tolterate ONE hair on my girl's right nipple, since that would make her less hairy than I am. But if she has THREE, her azz gets chucked.
One thing that bothers me a lot is when a girl has a "happy trail".
WTF, right?!!?!! A girl that I tried to go down on had freakin hairs down her navel. It was nasty, like finding long, coarse pubes in your mouthfuls of food.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
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I don't knowhow I came across this thread but I thought it was pretty funny. I haven't come across a woman with "hairy-olas" in many years but it may be amusing to see if anyone has run into this nowadays.
I don't knowhow I came across this thread but I thought it was pretty funny. I haven't come across a woman with "hairy-olas" in many years but it may be amusing to see if anyone has run into this nowadays.
myfriendblu
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hahaha yea its happened to me once. and, yea, funny thing was, she was a pretty hot chick. and no, she was NOT on the pill.
Dude I told her - shave that shi t off. Just be blunt but nice.
Dude I told her - shave that shi t off. Just be blunt but nice.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
OH my GOD!!
YUCK!!!!
MrCode
Senior Don Juan
Hahahaha, I'm trying not to die laughing at work because I don't want to have to explain what I'm laughing at.
I try not to be too superficial but damn this would seriously gross me out. I also agree with the grossness of the "happy trail." I don't know about you, but that trail doesn't make me too happy.
I try not to be too superficial but damn this would seriously gross me out. I also agree with the grossness of the "happy trail." I don't know about you, but that trail doesn't make me too happy.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
So now you've found your "special purpose" (thank you Steve Martin in The Jerk). Now you will never look at covered breasts as you did in the past. You will always wonder... Every hotty you take home, you are going to hope "Please no hairyolas, please no hairy titties..."
But mock my words, it may not happen today, it may not happen tomorrow, but someday; YOU WILL ENCOUNTER HAIRYOLAS!!!" You will grimace but realize that you were warned!!!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
DeathDealer
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lol, just do yourself a favor and cut it off for her.