BGMan
Master Don Juan
Bring a pair of little nose-hair clippers. Do a little prestidigitatin'. I'm sure you can get her attention directed elsewhere. 
BGMan
BGMan
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
the girl's nipple hairs have really got to go!
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
jakethasnake
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I have exactly TWO nipple hairs on my right nipple. I just checked. I'm a completeley hairless bastard, and I love it that way.
Now, I'd tolterate ONE hair on my girl's right nipple, since that would make her less hairy than I am. But if she has THREE, her azz gets chucked.
One thing that bothers me a lot is when a girl has a "happy trail".
WTF, right?!!?!! A girl that I tried to go down on had freakin hairs down her navel. It was nasty, like finding long, coarse pubes in your mouthfuls of food.
I'm a completeley hairless bastard, and I love it that way. Now, I'd tolterate ONE hair on my girl's right nipple, since that would make her less hairy than I am. But if she has THREE, her azz gets chucked.
One thing that bothers me a lot is when a girl has a "happy trail".
WTF, right?!!?!! A girl that I tried to go down on had freakin hairs down her navel. It was nasty, like finding long, coarse pubes in your mouthfuls of food.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
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I don't knowhow I came across this thread but I thought it was pretty funny. I haven't come across a woman with "hairy-olas" in many years but it may be amusing to see if anyone has run into this nowadays.
I don't knowhow I came across this thread but I thought it was pretty funny. I haven't come across a woman with "hairy-olas" in many years but it may be amusing to see if anyone has run into this nowadays.
myfriendblu
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hahaha yea its happened to me once. and, yea, funny thing was, she was a pretty hot chick. and no, she was NOT on the pill.
Dude I told her - shave that shi t off. Just be blunt but nice.
Dude I told her - shave that shi t off. Just be blunt but nice.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
OH my GOD!!
YUCK!!!!
MrCode
Senior Don Juan
Hahahaha, I'm trying not to die laughing at work because I don't want to have to explain what I'm laughing at.
I try not to be too superficial but damn this would seriously gross me out. I also agree with the grossness of the "happy trail." I don't know about you, but that trail doesn't make me too happy.
I try not to be too superficial but damn this would seriously gross me out. I also agree with the grossness of the "happy trail." I don't know about you, but that trail doesn't make me too happy.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
So now you've found your "special purpose" (thank you Steve Martin in The Jerk). Now you will never look at covered breasts as you did in the past. You will always wonder... Every hotty you take home, you are going to hope "Please no hairyolas, please no hairy titties..."
But mock my words, it may not happen today, it may not happen tomorrow, but someday; YOU WILL ENCOUNTER HAIRYOLAS!!!" You will grimace but realize that you were warned!!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DeathDealer
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lol, just do yourself a favor and cut it off for her.