"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The GigaChad of the Ancient World

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This documented ancestor of mine seems to be the Chaddest of the Ancient World. His statue bust mogs just about everyone else in history. No wonder Hollywood loves to put his character on screen.
Antony was known to have an obsession with women and sex.[156][157] He had many mistresses (including Cytheris) and was married in succession to Fadia, Antonia, Fulvia, Octavia and Cleopatra. He left a number of children.[158][159]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Antony#cite_note-165

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Chia Anthony
 

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This documented ancestor of mine
Really? How do you know? That means you are also related to Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (AKA Elagabalus)
 

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Really? How do you know? That means you are also related to Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (AKA Elagabalus)
Through genealogical websites, and with a few special lines being backed up books written about genealogy in pre-revolution France. Of course, any man that had spread his seed around like Marcus Antonius or Charlemagne are bound to be an ancestor of just about any white person today.

I'm also like a 6th cousin (many times removed) of the Marquis de Sade. :eek: :cool:
 
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