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Master Don Juan
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never mind
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The Fart Method
- Thread starter Don Ronny
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
I literally laughed out loud. This is seriously the funniest thing I've read on this board. 
Player_Supreme
Banned
I personally think this is a stupid thing to do. Corny and cheese ballish. I see no redeeming game in this post or this idea.
I would never personally even attempt something so lame in my life. And I have all the confidence that I need to get women.
I guess it's a sign of maturity vs a younger playa.
*()
I would never personally even attempt something so lame in my life. And I have all the confidence that I need to get women.
I guess it's a sign of maturity vs a younger playa.
*()
defiancy
Senior Don Juan
Hmm that concept actually is logical...however, being disgusting..it should be saved as a last resort especially when around people..and besides sometimes she could laugh..it's not always a 100 percent guaranteee u know..Free will is always inevitable..but this method would work
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
I say this belongs in the DJ Bible under seduction techniques titled "Fart to get her Heart!"!
SIDENOTE: Don't use asparagus or broccoli with this method. I think I managed to offend MYSELF with the odor!
This is from the guy who has devoted 90% of his posts to flame wars ever since he signed on!
You are a joke Supreme.
At least I am willing to admit I am an immature bastard who has no intentions of growing up. A shame you cant do the same!
Maturity? LOL!
This is from the guy who has devoted 90% of his posts to flame wars ever since he signed on!
You are a joke Supreme.
At least I am willing to admit I am an immature bastard who has no intentions of growing up. A shame you cant do the same!
LOVE that title! Crazykid, are you listening???
Thats enough, all you're doing is wasting bandwidth with these god-awful posts of yours.
They're so bad you even got snapped on by senior fingers himself on sbb.com last week so please do us all a favor and STFU already.
They're so bad you even got snapped on by senior fingers himself on sbb.com last week so please do us all a favor and STFU already.
buckwheat18
Don Juan
i'm laughing so much i'm literally crying.
Player_Supreme
Banned
SINCE YOUR EBOX IS FULL:
In regards to your fart crap:
If you notice at the bottom of my post I put a *() that is where I wanted you to put your return comments pal. Basically save em.
It's not even worth it, trying a weak assed come back. Now if your admitting to being immature...what does that say about your game?
You have none.
Now when your ready to actually get women...why don't you come back to this site.
****END OF TRANSMISSION*****
GAWD THIS SITE NEVER CHANGES!!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
My apologies player. My comments were out of line. I actually got mad respect for ya and I notice you don't flame anymore ... kudos to you on that.
You are right, I do have some growing up to do, but for the record, this has absolutely no bearing on my ability to "actually get women" To be honest, it amazes me that such fine women are screwing jerks such as myself. Truly mind-boggling!