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Master Don Juan
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never mind
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The Fart Method
- Thread starter Don Ronny
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
I literally laughed out loud. This is seriously the funniest thing I've read on this board. 
Player_Supreme
Banned
I personally think this is a stupid thing to do. Corny and cheese ballish. I see no redeeming game in this post or this idea.
I would never personally even attempt something so lame in my life. And I have all the confidence that I need to get women.
I guess it's a sign of maturity vs a younger playa.
*()
I would never personally even attempt something so lame in my life. And I have all the confidence that I need to get women.
I guess it's a sign of maturity vs a younger playa.
*()
defiancy
Senior Don Juan
Hmm that concept actually is logical...however, being disgusting..it should be saved as a last resort especially when around people..and besides sometimes she could laugh..it's not always a 100 percent guaranteee u know..Free will is always inevitable..but this method would work
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
I say this belongs in the DJ Bible under seduction techniques titled "Fart to get her Heart!"!
SIDENOTE: Don't use asparagus or broccoli with this method. I think I managed to offend MYSELF with the odor!
This is from the guy who has devoted 90% of his posts to flame wars ever since he signed on!
You are a joke Supreme.
At least I am willing to admit I am an immature bastard who has no intentions of growing up. A shame you cant do the same!
Maturity? LOL!
This is from the guy who has devoted 90% of his posts to flame wars ever since he signed on!
You are a joke Supreme.
At least I am willing to admit I am an immature bastard who has no intentions of growing up. A shame you cant do the same!
LOVE that title! Crazykid, are you listening???
Thats enough, all you're doing is wasting bandwidth with these god-awful posts of yours.
They're so bad you even got snapped on by senior fingers himself on sbb.com last week so please do us all a favor and STFU already.
They're so bad you even got snapped on by senior fingers himself on sbb.com last week so please do us all a favor and STFU already.
buckwheat18
Don Juan
i'm laughing so much i'm literally crying.
Player_Supreme
Banned
SINCE YOUR EBOX IS FULL:
In regards to your fart crap:
If you notice at the bottom of my post I put a *() that is where I wanted you to put your return comments pal. Basically save em.
It's not even worth it, trying a weak assed come back. Now if your admitting to being immature...what does that say about your game?
You have none.
Now when your ready to actually get women...why don't you come back to this site.
****END OF TRANSMISSION*****
GAWD THIS SITE NEVER CHANGES!!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My apologies player. My comments were out of line. I actually got mad respect for ya and I notice you don't flame anymore ... kudos to you on that.
You are right, I do have some growing up to do, but for the record, this has absolutely no bearing on my ability to "actually get women" To be honest, it amazes me that such fine women are screwing jerks such as myself. Truly mind-boggling!