MatureDJ
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By my math, she should be hooking up with 62 year old man.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
The Bachelorette show to have a 38 year old cougar
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By my math, she should be hooking up with 62 year old man.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
RickTheToad
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Not sure a 38 y.o. lady is a cougar dude. Traditional thought is a lady who's over 40.
By my math, she should be hooking up with 62 year old man.
Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia
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I agree.Not sure a 38 y.o. lady is a cougar dude. Traditional thought is a lady who's over 40.
Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia
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Master Don Juan
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Never been with old women but I remember about that protein shake that I forgot to wash for a few hours some months ago, had to throw it away basically.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
jerrycalahan
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Now we just need a 400 pound somalian 80 year old trannie as bachelorette to complete the circle.
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I would take a hot 38 year old over a 25 year old lard ball. There are users on here who have stated they'd rather have the younger one because shes tighter.