MatureDJ
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By my math, she should be hooking up with 62 year old man.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Bachelorette show to have a 38 year old cougar
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By my math, she should be hooking up with 62 year old man.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RickTheToad
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Not sure a 38 y.o. lady is a cougar dude. Traditional thought is a lady who's over 40.
By my math, she should be hooking up with 62 year old man.
Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia
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I agree.Not sure a 38 y.o. lady is a cougar dude. Traditional thought is a lady who's over 40.
Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia
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Never been with old women but I remember about that protein shake that I forgot to wash for a few hours some months ago, had to throw it away basically.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
jerrycalahan
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Now we just need a 400 pound somalian 80 year old trannie as bachelorette to complete the circle.
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I would take a hot 38 year old over a 25 year old lard ball. There are users on here who have stated they'd rather have the younger one because shes tighter.