"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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The Andy Milonakis show DUMBEST!! show EVER!!

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I'm sorry but that show is the dumbest crap in the world...If you don't know about it it's a show about a FaT peice of crap who was clearly a waist of good sperm who has a show doing the dumbest things at his house and in the streets. He was funny on the man show but now it's just dumb...

Tell me if there is any God Forsaken T.V show you Hate so i can look out for them

Now Excuse me why i go throw up on my T.V:rockon:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Whoah! Hes really 29... I saw it last night for the first time and thought it was kind of funny. Thats nuts though.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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1 out of every maybe 6 or 7 of his skits/clips will give me a good chuckle, but other than that, yes, it is retarded. I don't know how it got on the air.
 
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It is not the same guy as the man show boy.

The show is horrendous
 
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I know small children who deserve a show more than him.

And I don't believe he's 29. He was on All That, a kids' comedy show.

My sister was watching it when me and my friends walked in. It was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

He raps songs with words that don't make sense. His childlike humor again convinces me he can't be 29. Does anybody have a link?
 
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The guy has a disease, and looks like he is 14 when he is almost 30. He is a total nutcase because of that trauma. His show is garbage, he should just go on a coke benge, bang a lot of hookers, and kill himself
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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holy ****....i always wondered how old he was...i always thought he was like 11...but was seriously confused, bc an 11 year old just doesnt do some of the stuff he does. i thought he was funny and in some way or another i respected him bc not many 11 year olds are that funny....hes almost 30!!! wow an adult hidden in a boys body...what a nightmare that must be. Imagine if he wasnt known or anything and he tried to go in a bar, he shows a real ID and everything and they dont let him in...and if he does get it and he tried to hit on women....how ridiculous would that look?
 
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WTF?? he's 29 oh my GOD he could have fooled me...I thought he was the kid from the man show with jimmy kemmel. And who ever said he was on all that i don't believe he was...well i haven't been watching that show so he might be
 
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