"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Andy Milonakis show DUMBEST!! show EVER!!

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I'm sorry but that show is the dumbest crap in the world...If you don't know about it it's a show about a FaT peice of crap who was clearly a waist of good sperm who has a show doing the dumbest things at his house and in the streets. He was funny on the man show but now it's just dumb...

Tell me if there is any God Forsaken T.V show you Hate so i can look out for them

Now Excuse me why i go throw up on my T.V:rockon:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Whoah! Hes really 29... I saw it last night for the first time and thought it was kind of funny. Thats nuts though.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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1 out of every maybe 6 or 7 of his skits/clips will give me a good chuckle, but other than that, yes, it is retarded. I don't know how it got on the air.
 

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It is not the same guy as the man show boy.

The show is horrendous
 

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I know small children who deserve a show more than him.

And I don't believe he's 29. He was on All That, a kids' comedy show.

My sister was watching it when me and my friends walked in. It was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

He raps songs with words that don't make sense. His childlike humor again convinces me he can't be 29. Does anybody have a link?
 

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The guy has a disease, and looks like he is 14 when he is almost 30. He is a total nutcase because of that trauma. His show is garbage, he should just go on a coke benge, bang a lot of hookers, and kill himself
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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holy ****....i always wondered how old he was...i always thought he was like 11...but was seriously confused, bc an 11 year old just doesnt do some of the stuff he does. i thought he was funny and in some way or another i respected him bc not many 11 year olds are that funny....hes almost 30!!! wow an adult hidden in a boys body...what a nightmare that must be. Imagine if he wasnt known or anything and he tried to go in a bar, he shows a real ID and everything and they dont let him in...and if he does get it and he tried to hit on women....how ridiculous would that look?
 

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WTF?? he's 29 oh my GOD he could have fooled me...I thought he was the kid from the man show with jimmy kemmel. And who ever said he was on all that i don't believe he was...well i haven't been watching that show so he might be
 
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