"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The Andy Milonakis show DUMBEST!! show EVER!!

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I'm sorry but that show is the dumbest crap in the world...If you don't know about it it's a show about a FaT peice of crap who was clearly a waist of good sperm who has a show doing the dumbest things at his house and in the streets. He was funny on the man show but now it's just dumb...

Tell me if there is any God Forsaken T.V show you Hate so i can look out for them

Now Excuse me why i go throw up on my T.V:rockon:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Whoah! Hes really 29... I saw it last night for the first time and thought it was kind of funny. Thats nuts though.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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1 out of every maybe 6 or 7 of his skits/clips will give me a good chuckle, but other than that, yes, it is retarded. I don't know how it got on the air.
 
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It is not the same guy as the man show boy.

The show is horrendous
 
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I know small children who deserve a show more than him.

And I don't believe he's 29. He was on All That, a kids' comedy show.

My sister was watching it when me and my friends walked in. It was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

He raps songs with words that don't make sense. His childlike humor again convinces me he can't be 29. Does anybody have a link?
 
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The guy has a disease, and looks like he is 14 when he is almost 30. He is a total nutcase because of that trauma. His show is garbage, he should just go on a coke benge, bang a lot of hookers, and kill himself
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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holy ****....i always wondered how old he was...i always thought he was like 11...but was seriously confused, bc an 11 year old just doesnt do some of the stuff he does. i thought he was funny and in some way or another i respected him bc not many 11 year olds are that funny....hes almost 30!!! wow an adult hidden in a boys body...what a nightmare that must be. Imagine if he wasnt known or anything and he tried to go in a bar, he shows a real ID and everything and they dont let him in...and if he does get it and he tried to hit on women....how ridiculous would that look?
 
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WTF?? he's 29 oh my GOD he could have fooled me...I thought he was the kid from the man show with jimmy kemmel. And who ever said he was on all that i don't believe he was...well i haven't been watching that show so he might be
 
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