**** test and how to pass them

[rtrev64]

How do you all respond to **** tests by women you are dating, involved with? I failed many of them but im learning as I go..

 

[Young Juan]

The "Willing to Walk Away" / "Willing to Let Go" test.

An Fvck friend said, "I don't want to do this anymore." I said, "Fine. Good luck in your search for a boyfriend." She called me back wanting more d1ck less than 30 days later.

A chick I was dating said, "Either you stop dating/fvcking other women or we will not be dating anymore." She was my favorite of the bundle at the time. I said, "[Nope.]" She dated other guys and ultimately came back crawling months later unsolicited.

Never negotiate with terrorists. Don't accept ultimatums.

 

[Falcon25]

Never negotiate with terrorists.

Now that's the funniest shivt I have read here for a long time.

You have two ace cards. As he mentioned, the will to walk away, and "never verbalizing your feelings. BEING A CHALLENGE."

Those are the only two rounds you have in the rifle. And it's a war out there. YOU HAVE NO OTHER ROUNDS in the chamber (unless you are filthy rich, have access to cocaine, or are a rock star).

God's speed.

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Agree and Amplify.

 

[Voice]

By being unreactive. Young Juan said it well. You can take it a little further too. Instead of playing her little games, make her jump through your hoops and show her who's boss. If she doesn't want to then be unreactive to that too. It's all about respect.

 

[nightcrawler]

just play the game back.....**** tests are women's way to tease you....if you don't let it phase you and are playful about it you pass.

I think everyone in this forum takes things wayyyyyy to seriously

 

[Jariel]

The jealousy one is a classic. When a girl who likes you talks about other guys to see if you get jealous. The best way to respond is by encouraging them.

If she says, "Oh that waiter is so hot", you say "You should ask for his number. You never know, you might get lucky!"

Drives them mad.

The other sh!t test that I see alot is when she sees how far she can push you. She'll ask you to go to the bar for her, fetch something for her or do little favours. Trust me, if you do what she asks all the time, you'll soon be her b1tch. How I respond to this is "Fvck off, I'm not your slave" said in a jokey way or "if you're looking for a lapdog, go look somewhere else."

Basically, a lot of these tests are just to see if you are a worthy man. If you stick to what you've learned here, be cool and confident, respect yourself, you should fly through these tests naturally.

 

[rtrev64]

Well the jealousy one is a classic but if you read my first post on this board, that would not work, she would go that far.. I guess my response would be, to hit up on women while we were there.. Nah, I dont want to play these games.

 

[PapiChulo]

just play the game back.....**** tests are women's way to tease you....if you don't let it phase you and are playful about it you pass.

I think everyone in this forum takes things wayyyyyy to seriously

Yeah, but there are other more serious tests disguised as a casual teasing sh!t test. The humor works on those as well.

 

[om1xr]

This!

The "Willing to Walk Away" / "Willing to Let Go" test.

An Fvck friend said, "I don't want to do this anymore." I said, "Fine. Good luck in your search for a boyfriend." She called me back wanting more d1ck less than 30 days later.

A chick I was dating said, "Either you stop dating/fvcking other women or we will not be dating anymore." She was my favorite of the bundle at the time. I said, "[Nope.]" She dated other guys and ultimately came back crawling months later unsolicited.

Never negotiate with terrorists. Don't accept ultimatums.

+1 the right mindset

Agree and Amplify.

the Forgotten Golden Rule to deal with sh!t tests and drama

 

[n00bPimp]

I ignore them. It takes practice but anybody can do it. Its like when your cellphone starts ringing, your tendency right away is to see whos calling, but if you determine yourself to ignore it, it can be done, its fully under your control. Same thing with sht tests, but like i said, it takes practice.

 

[IndeedSir]

First step is being aware of them. You have to really look for them before you can just naturally see them. They are normally hidden behind requests, for example "fetch quests", or anything that could challenge your confidence or integrity. Jealousy and the fetch quests are the most common. How you respond depends on the type of girl. The more attractive ones are fully aware of what they're doing, I normally mock them. This is one I've posted here before:

Her: Could you grab my bottle of water? *All sweet voiced*
Me: No. *Scoffing*
Her: Fine, I'll get it myself. *Annoyed*
Me: Well done, just like an adult! *Sarcastic*

That's a fairly straight forward test. The ultimate test is to see if she can bend your integrity. If you ever give up your morals, ethics, integrity to a woman, you've lost the game with her but more importantly with yourself. I ALMOST made this mistake. Only way to respond is to walk away.

If you have some specific examples of **** tests you've faced, we could give you some ****y/funny replies..

 

[GS750]

Had a text conversation with a girl I've been talking to lately after she had a car accident and her car had to be towed. Went like this:

her: I'm home, the tow guy was kinda cute ***obvious sh1t test***
me: You get the digits?
her: Yeah we have a date planned
me: order the lobster

Not another word about it from her. I've got a wisea** answer for everything.

 

[old_skoolr]

Had a text conversation with a girl I've been talking to lately after she had a car accident and her car had to be towed. Went like this:

her: I'm home, the tow guy was kinda cute ***obvious sh1t test***
me: You get the digits?
her: Yeah we have a date planned
me: order the lobster

Not another word about it from her. I've got a wisea** answer for everything.

Id even go so far and ask her if the waiter has a hot sister, she could hook you up with since your not seeing anyone.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Never think in terms of "passing" sh!t tests.

Think in terms of defusing and reversing them.