"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
**** test and how to pass them
- Thread starter rtrev64
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Young Juan
Senior Don Juan
An Fvck friend said, "I don't want to do this anymore." I said, "Fine. Good luck in your search for a boyfriend." She called me back wanting more d1ck less than 30 days later.
A chick I was dating said, "Either you stop dating/fvcking other women or we will not be dating anymore." She was my favorite of the bundle at the time. I said, "[Nope.]" She dated other guys and ultimately came back crawling months later unsolicited.
Never negotiate with terrorists. Don't accept ultimatums.
Young Juan said:
Now that's the funniest shivt I have read here for a long time.
You have two ace cards. As he mentioned, the will to walk away, and "never verbalizing your feelings. BEING A CHALLENGE."
Those are the only two rounds you have in the rifle. And it's a war out there. YOU HAVE NO OTHER ROUNDS in the chamber (unless you are filthy rich, have access to cocaine, or are a rock star).
God's speed.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
nightcrawler
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I think everyone in this forum takes things wayyyyyy to seriously
If she says, "Oh that waiter is so hot", you say "You should ask for his number. You never know, you might get lucky!"
Drives them mad.
The other sh!t test that I see alot is when she sees how far she can push you. She'll ask you to go to the bar for her, fetch something for her or do little favours. Trust me, if you do what she asks all the time, you'll soon be her b1tch. How I respond to this is "Fvck off, I'm not your slave" said in a jokey way or "if you're looking for a lapdog, go look somewhere else."
Basically, a lot of these tests are just to see if you are a worthy man. If you stick to what you've learned here, be cool and confident, respect yourself, you should fly through these tests naturally.
PapiChulo
Master Don Juan
nightcrawler said:
Yeah, but there are other more serious tests disguised as a casual teasing sh!t test. The humor works on those as well.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Her: Could you grab my bottle of water? *All sweet voiced*
Me: No. *Scoffing*
Her: Fine, I'll get it myself. *Annoyed*
Me: Well done, just like an adult! *Sarcastic*
That's a fairly straight forward test. The ultimate test is to see if she can bend your integrity. If you ever give up your morals, ethics, integrity to a woman, you've lost the game with her but more importantly with yourself. I ALMOST made this mistake. Only way to respond is to walk away.
If you have some specific examples of **** tests you've faced, we could give you some ****y/funny replies..
GS750
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her: I'm home, the tow guy was kinda cute ***obvious sh1t test***
me: You get the digits?
her: Yeah we have a date planned
me: order the lobster
Not another word about it from her. I've got a wisea** answer for everything.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
GS750 said:
Id even go so far and ask her if the waiter has a hot sister, she could hook you up with since your not seeing anyone.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Think in terms of defusing and reversing them.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.