"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
**** test and how to pass them
- Thread starter rtrev64
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Young Juan
Senior Don Juan
An Fvck friend said, "I don't want to do this anymore." I said, "Fine. Good luck in your search for a boyfriend." She called me back wanting more d1ck less than 30 days later.
A chick I was dating said, "Either you stop dating/fvcking other women or we will not be dating anymore." She was my favorite of the bundle at the time. I said, "[Nope.]" She dated other guys and ultimately came back crawling months later unsolicited.
Never negotiate with terrorists. Don't accept ultimatums.
Young Juan said:
Now that's the funniest shivt I have read here for a long time.
You have two ace cards. As he mentioned, the will to walk away, and "never verbalizing your feelings. BEING A CHALLENGE."
Those are the only two rounds you have in the rifle. And it's a war out there. YOU HAVE NO OTHER ROUNDS in the chamber (unless you are filthy rich, have access to cocaine, or are a rock star).
God's speed.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
nightcrawler
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I think everyone in this forum takes things wayyyyyy to seriously
If she says, "Oh that waiter is so hot", you say "You should ask for his number. You never know, you might get lucky!"
Drives them mad.
The other sh!t test that I see alot is when she sees how far she can push you. She'll ask you to go to the bar for her, fetch something for her or do little favours. Trust me, if you do what she asks all the time, you'll soon be her b1tch. How I respond to this is "Fvck off, I'm not your slave" said in a jokey way or "if you're looking for a lapdog, go look somewhere else."
Basically, a lot of these tests are just to see if you are a worthy man. If you stick to what you've learned here, be cool and confident, respect yourself, you should fly through these tests naturally.
PapiChulo
Master Don Juan
nightcrawler said:
Yeah, but there are other more serious tests disguised as a casual teasing sh!t test. The humor works on those as well.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Her: Could you grab my bottle of water? *All sweet voiced*
Me: No. *Scoffing*
Her: Fine, I'll get it myself. *Annoyed*
Me: Well done, just like an adult! *Sarcastic*
That's a fairly straight forward test. The ultimate test is to see if she can bend your integrity. If you ever give up your morals, ethics, integrity to a woman, you've lost the game with her but more importantly with yourself. I ALMOST made this mistake. Only way to respond is to walk away.
If you have some specific examples of **** tests you've faced, we could give you some ****y/funny replies..
GS750
Master Don Juan
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her: I'm home, the tow guy was kinda cute ***obvious sh1t test***
me: You get the digits?
her: Yeah we have a date planned
me: order the lobster
Not another word about it from her. I've got a wisea** answer for everything.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
GS750 said:
Id even go so far and ask her if the waiter has a hot sister, she could hook you up with since your not seeing anyone.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Think in terms of defusing and reversing them.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.