THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
"I'm flattered, but I'll have to pass"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
telling chicks your not interested
- Thread starter Fenderules
- Start date
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I understand where you're coming from but there are women who believe (and rightfully so) that there is a section of men who crave the attention of any woman. These guys will go places with these women that some of us would never consider, but if offered to them they'll take it in a heartbeat. These guys who settle give many women hope.mrRuckus said:I get offended when an ugly girl tries to flirt with me. To me it's like she's saying "hey, you're on my level."
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
yeah i know what you mean. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurg.
anyway i talked to her friend. She phoned me up and asked " are you busy all the time and just not interested?" im like, not intersted one bit. she is like "wow thats too bad". im like "yeah im just being nice"
so its over.
on the other side i started banging this other chick. She's not 2 bad. not ugly but not super hot or anything. She just has some kind of attitude that i like. really rough and playful. Best make out section ever. She bites really hard haha it was awesome
anyway i talked to her friend. She phoned me up and asked " are you busy all the time and just not interested?" im like, not intersted one bit. she is like "wow thats too bad". im like "yeah im just being nice"
so its over.
on the other side i started banging this other chick. She's not 2 bad. not ugly but not super hot or anything. She just has some kind of attitude that i like. really rough and playful. Best make out section ever. She bites really hard haha it was awesome
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
it was actually her friend i told.
but yeah either way im glad its over. this chick was diriving me nuts. I mean im 20, what the hell do i wanna do with a 23 year old who has 2 kids, is fat as hell, is a drunk and smokes wayyyyyy more pot then myself, and tells me she already loves me.........................
hahaha not saying i wouldn't date a mother, but shes gotta be on hot milf (like the couger in detroit rock city) and i'd rather have her odler and just use me for sex. thats the way to go.
but yeah either way im glad its over. this chick was diriving me nuts. I mean im 20, what the hell do i wanna do with a 23 year old who has 2 kids, is fat as hell, is a drunk and smokes wayyyyyy more pot then myself, and tells me she already loves me.........................
hahaha not saying i wouldn't date a mother, but shes gotta be on hot milf (like the couger in detroit rock city) and i'd rather have her odler and just use me for sex. thats the way to go.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
haha for a few days when she's drop by my bands place she would hide.
but then she started calling me a few times. I just said "not hard feelings cause im not interested"
godddddddddddddddddddd hahah.
didnt help either that her cousin told her that if she gets me drunk enough she can haver her way with me.
2 bad for her she wont.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i just dont wanna get drunk and have her hit on me
but then she started calling me a few times. I just said "not hard feelings cause im not interested"
godddddddddddddddddddd hahah.
didnt help either that her cousin told her that if she gets me drunk enough she can haver her way with me.
2 bad for her she wont.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i just dont wanna get drunk and have her hit on me
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Oh yeah, I'm just here for everyone's amusement... :woo:djbr said:
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
this chick is nuts.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=62514702
I think im gonna have go scream at here leave me the **** alone.
She wont give up.
She is really messed 2. Her cousin told me how when she was 13 she dated a 26 year old azn dude.
She been knocked up twice.
im gonna puke.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=62514702
I think im gonna have go scream at here leave me the **** alone.
She wont give up.
She is really messed 2. Her cousin told me how when she was 13 she dated a 26 year old azn dude.
She been knocked up twice.
im gonna puke.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
these are all her comments on my page
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
you can see how ugly she is 2