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What is the cheapest, fastest, and easiest way to make teeth whiter?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AFC-Murdaz
Senior Don Juan
doesnt everyone want it cheap, fast, and easy? 
A good slow method is to use teeth whitening gum. It doesn't make them that many shades whiter, but if you are a coffee or tea drinker or smoker it can make an immediate impact. I chew it after every cup of java. It does have a noticeable effect, plus I imagine it lowers plaque formation as they have said in commercials for years.
Some of my friends used this 'gel' and then a mouth piece to put in. They got white teeth, but some of them (2of5 people ..) lost some teeth !?!! I mean they just .. fell out. Anyone else heared of this ?
I'm absolutely not BS'ing here..
I'm absolutely not BS'ing here..
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Woah...scary...A girl I work with has the brightest teeth I've ever seen so I asked her what she uses and she said she got a mouthpiece made to match her teeth from her dentist and then she orderred this bleach gel from ebay for $15 (strong stuff) and after about 3 8-hour uses her teeth went from average yellowish to pure white. She hasnt lost any teeth...but she has to get floride (sp?) treatment every 6 months to keep her enamel.
I asked her to order me some gel and instead of going to the dentist and paying like $300 to get a mouth piece. I decided I'd go buy a couple sports mouthpieces and boil them so they become soft and then mold them to my teeth and use the gel (total cost $15).
Reading that scares me now! Dont want to lose teeth...that's for sure...Maybe I'll talk to my dentist first...although I'm sure he's just going to tell me it's dangerous and to pay him $300+ to do it for me...
I went to Brite Smile and paid $600 for it. It includes a 1/2 off coupon for your next treatment (2+ yrs down the line). It's fukkkken awesome. My top teeth whitened 7 shades and my bottom 9 shades (they were a little darker to begin with). If you've got the $$ and are as vain as I am, then go for it.
I talked to my dentist, and she said that crest whitestrips were the best things out there.
If you do get them you'll have trouble keeping them on on your bottom teeth (the saliva flows down there and loosens the flimsy strip). Put a little toilet paper between your bottom gum and lip and it'll keep it nice and dry.
If you do get them you'll have trouble keeping them on on your bottom teeth (the saliva flows down there and loosens the flimsy strip). Put a little toilet paper between your bottom gum and lip and it'll keep it nice and dry.
Apostle In Triumph
Don Juan
I quit smoking/drinking coffee months ago, and ever since chewed whitening gum all the time and brushed with whitening toothpaste. Then I tried Crest Whitestrips.
My teeth are still somewhat yellow.
I learned later that it's genetic.
My teeth are still somewhat yellow.
I learned later that it's genetic.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
silver00
Don Juan
Over the counter whitening agents only work on long time stanes such as those casued even try these! My advice, go to a dentists or prostadontist; expensive indeed, but it will give you the results you want.