Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
Whoa!!
I sincerely hope he hasn't figured out how to spit fire! :nervous:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Tattoo
- Thread starter Purple-Haze
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I sincerely hope he hasn't figured out how to spit fire! :nervous:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
ROFL lol :crackup::crackup::crackup:
A true DJ should have this tattoo .:crackup:
A true DJ should have this tattoo .:crackup:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Haha. So, Mr. Daddy Pimp, is that YOU?
LOL........
LOL........
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
lol , actually , i have anaconda tattooediqqi said:
Its a bit scary when i let him free sometimes :nervous:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Daddy The Pimp said:
Gross.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
EricInTheHouse
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They actually do tattoos on the wang....whew.
I mean if it was a hot woman doing it on your wang how the frig would you keep from...spluging all over?..... I assume you would need to keep wood going.....
Geezus, the band-aid for after must be massive.... Frick that...
I mean if it was a hot woman doing it on your wang how the frig would you keep from...spluging all over?..... I assume you would need to keep wood going.....
Geezus, the band-aid for after must be massive.... Frick that...
EricInTheHouse
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Are you telling me I can go into the local tattoo place and ask for a tattoo on my D!ck? What if a dude was the artist?.....He'd be handleing my D!ck!... or if a hot woman did it, I would probably have trouble trying to not... shoot the load... I mean the vibration from the thing and all..
Magma
Senior Don Juan
I think once my ding dong saw that needle, I'd shrivel up like two bee-bees and a tic tac!