Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
Whoa!!
I sincerely hope he hasn't figured out how to spit fire! :nervous:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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I sincerely hope he hasn't figured out how to spit fire! :nervous:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
ROFL lol :crackup::crackup::crackup:
A true DJ should have this tattoo .:crackup:
A true DJ should have this tattoo .:crackup:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Haha. So, Mr. Daddy Pimp, is that YOU?
LOL........
LOL........
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
lol , actually , i have anaconda tattooediqqi said:
Its a bit scary when i let him free sometimes :nervous:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Daddy The Pimp said:
Gross.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
EricInTheHouse
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They actually do tattoos on the wang....whew.
I mean if it was a hot woman doing it on your wang how the frig would you keep from...spluging all over?..... I assume you would need to keep wood going.....
Geezus, the band-aid for after must be massive.... Frick that...
I mean if it was a hot woman doing it on your wang how the frig would you keep from...spluging all over?..... I assume you would need to keep wood going.....
Geezus, the band-aid for after must be massive.... Frick that...
EricInTheHouse
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Are you telling me I can go into the local tattoo place and ask for a tattoo on my D!ck? What if a dude was the artist?.....He'd be handleing my D!ck!... or if a hot woman did it, I would probably have trouble trying to not... shoot the load... I mean the vibration from the thing and all..
Magma
Senior Don Juan
I think once my ding dong saw that needle, I'd shrivel up like two bee-bees and a tic tac!