Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
Whoa!!
I sincerely hope he hasn't figured out how to spit fire! :nervous:
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
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I sincerely hope he hasn't figured out how to spit fire! :nervous:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
ROFL lol :crackup::crackup::crackup:
A true DJ should have this tattoo .:crackup:
A true DJ should have this tattoo .:crackup:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Haha. So, Mr. Daddy Pimp, is that YOU?
LOL........
LOL........
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
lol , actually , i have anaconda tattooediqqi said:
Its a bit scary when i let him free sometimes :nervous:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Daddy The Pimp said:
Gross.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
EricInTheHouse
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They actually do tattoos on the wang....whew.
I mean if it was a hot woman doing it on your wang how the frig would you keep from...spluging all over?..... I assume you would need to keep wood going.....
Geezus, the band-aid for after must be massive.... Frick that...
I mean if it was a hot woman doing it on your wang how the frig would you keep from...spluging all over?..... I assume you would need to keep wood going.....
Geezus, the band-aid for after must be massive.... Frick that...
EricInTheHouse
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Are you telling me I can go into the local tattoo place and ask for a tattoo on my D!ck? What if a dude was the artist?.....He'd be handleing my D!ck!... or if a hot woman did it, I would probably have trouble trying to not... shoot the load... I mean the vibration from the thing and all..
Magma
Senior Don Juan
I think once my ding dong saw that needle, I'd shrivel up like two bee-bees and a tic tac!