Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
Whoa!!
I sincerely hope he hasn't figured out how to spit fire! :nervous:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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I sincerely hope he hasn't figured out how to spit fire! :nervous:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
ROFL lol :crackup::crackup::crackup:
A true DJ should have this tattoo .:crackup:
A true DJ should have this tattoo .:crackup:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Haha. So, Mr. Daddy Pimp, is that YOU?
LOL........
LOL........
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
lol , actually , i have anaconda tattooediqqi said:
Its a bit scary when i let him free sometimes :nervous:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Daddy The Pimp said:
Gross.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
EricInTheHouse
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They actually do tattoos on the wang....whew.
I mean if it was a hot woman doing it on your wang how the frig would you keep from...spluging all over?..... I assume you would need to keep wood going.....
Geezus, the band-aid for after must be massive.... Frick that...
I mean if it was a hot woman doing it on your wang how the frig would you keep from...spluging all over?..... I assume you would need to keep wood going.....
Geezus, the band-aid for after must be massive.... Frick that...
EricInTheHouse
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Are you telling me I can go into the local tattoo place and ask for a tattoo on my D!ck? What if a dude was the artist?.....He'd be handleing my D!ck!... or if a hot woman did it, I would probably have trouble trying to not... shoot the load... I mean the vibration from the thing and all..
Magma
Senior Don Juan
I think once my ding dong saw that needle, I'd shrivel up like two bee-bees and a tic tac!