"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Stupidest questions someone has ever asked you

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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penkitten

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someone calls me at work and asks "whatcha doin?"
then i have to answer..."working"
 

ChrizZ

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just look in the high school or discussion section.
 

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Well there was this one time on an Internet discussion forum some guy asked me about the stupidest question someone has ever asked me.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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A plane crashes on the U.S. and Canadian border, exactly on the border itself. There are precisely even numbers each of Canadian citizens and U.S. citizens that were on the plane. It was a Canadian airline, but had taken off from a U.S. airport and was under FAA control at the time of the crash. The debate then arises, in which country do we bury the survivors?
 

ChrizZ

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Bible_Belt said:
A plane crashes on the U.S. and Canadian border, exactly on the border itself. There are precisely even numbers each of Canadian citizens and U.S. citizens that were on the plane. It was a Canadian airline, but had taken off from a U.S. airport and was under FAA control at the time of the crash. The debate then arises, in which country do we bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors...
 

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I don´t think there are any stupid questions...
Only stupid answers.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rudra said:
I don´t think there are any stupid questions...
Only stupid answers.

What is the number five divided by the letter 'bong'?:rock:

There's a stupid question for you...


My girlfriend was trying to lite the pilot on the furnace one time while I was talking her through it over the phone. It turns out she lit the hot-water heater, instead and it took her about an hour to do it!:D
 

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My dad always told me there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
 

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A wise man told me there are no stupid questins, just nazis and robots.
 
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