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Stupidest questions someone has ever asked you

penkitten

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someone calls me at work and asks "whatcha doin?"
then i have to answer..."working"
 

ChrizZ

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just look in the high school or discussion section.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Well there was this one time on an Internet discussion forum some guy asked me about the stupidest question someone has ever asked me.
 

Bible_Belt

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A plane crashes on the U.S. and Canadian border, exactly on the border itself. There are precisely even numbers each of Canadian citizens and U.S. citizens that were on the plane. It was a Canadian airline, but had taken off from a U.S. airport and was under FAA control at the time of the crash. The debate then arises, in which country do we bury the survivors?
 

ChrizZ

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Bible_Belt said:
A plane crashes on the U.S. and Canadian border, exactly on the border itself. There are precisely even numbers each of Canadian citizens and U.S. citizens that were on the plane. It was a Canadian airline, but had taken off from a U.S. airport and was under FAA control at the time of the crash. The debate then arises, in which country do we bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors...
 

Rudra

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I don´t think there are any stupid questions...
Only stupid answers.
 

Aboleo

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Rudra said:
I don´t think there are any stupid questions...
Only stupid answers.

What is the number five divided by the letter 'bong'?:rock:

There's a stupid question for you...


My girlfriend was trying to lite the pilot on the furnace one time while I was talking her through it over the phone. It turns out she lit the hot-water heater, instead and it took her about an hour to do it!:D
 

Effington

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My dad always told me there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
 

SinJester

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A wise man told me there are no stupid questins, just nazis and robots.
 
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