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Stupidest questions someone has ever asked you
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penkitten
Master Don Juan
someone calls me at work and asks "whatcha doin?"
then i have to answer..."working"
then i have to answer..."working"
Giovanni Casanova
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Well there was this one time on an Internet discussion forum some guy asked me about the stupidest question someone has ever asked me.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
A plane crashes on the U.S. and Canadian border, exactly on the border itself. There are precisely even numbers each of Canadian citizens and U.S. citizens that were on the plane. It was a Canadian airline, but had taken off from a U.S. airport and was under FAA control at the time of the crash. The debate then arises, in which country do we bury the survivors?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
It was harder when I was 12. I think it works better out loud, too.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
"how are you?"
as i answer i think: What the f..... do you care?
as i answer i think: What the f..... do you care?
Rudra said:
What is the number five divided by the letter 'bong'?:rock:
There's a stupid question for you...
My girlfriend was trying to lite the pilot on the furnace one time while I was talking her through it over the phone. It turns out she lit the hot-water heater, instead and it took her about an hour to do it!
