"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Strange Vagina??? Is it just me? lol

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Alright so long story short I've been banging this hot cougar... The only thing is that her vagina looks weird...? Basically on top there is this huge lip that hangs out?? Not sure how to describe it really... all the vaginas I've seen have a lip on the left and right... this one does too but on top right below her trim its like a piece of it that's hanging out??

Anyone ever see one like this or know what I'm talking about? Is it normal? Its kind of bothering me.... almost to the point where I may next
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Half a roast beef sammich!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Every vaj looks unique. Some are gorgeous while others, not so much.

If it scared me, I'd next in a heart beat.
 

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Wait until you figure out how easy it is to know if a woman was into anal at any point in time.
 

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Jules_Winfield said:
Wait until you figure out how easy it is to know if a woman was into anal at any point in time.
Please elaborate good sir...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Reyaj said:
yeah actually good way of describing it! You've seen this before? What's the deal?

Only in some porn...but yeah, that's not the most attractive thing in the world. Just unscrew all your light bulbs before banging and don't use glow in the dark condoms.
 

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How does it sound when you stick it in?

Is it all squishy and slimy sounding?
 

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Reyaj said:
I mean if its just the way some vag's look whatever i could deal.. just haven't seen it before. The chick is attractive and a good F
You may want to suggest vaginoplasty to her. Just be careful in how your broach that subject..
 

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It feels great when I stick it in... the sex is great... just kind of strange to see that roast beef...

Would it bother all of you? I guess thats the opinion I am looking for
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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There are "innie and outtie" vaginas but i've heard that the extra roast beef is NOT caused from lots of sex and is just genetic.
It's hard to know if that's true, because I've only fvcedk one girl with a real bad roast beef slap and she was a 19 year old who had given birth.

I lost my virginity to her when we were 16 and I don't remember it looking like that.

If anyone knows the truth on the matter it would be SoSuave.
so, is the beef slab caused by a ***** being destroyed by d1ck, is it natural, or is it something else?
 

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1-800-HellNo said:
There are "innie and outtie" vaginas but i've heard that the extra roast beef is NOT caused from lots of sex and is just genetic.
It's hard to know if that's true, because I've only fvcedk one girl with a real bad roast beef slap and she was a 19 year old who had given birth.

I lost my virginity to her when we were 16 and I don't remember it looking like that.

If anyone knows the truth on the matter it would be SoSuave.
so, is the beef slab caused by a ***** being destroyed by d1ck, is it natural, or is it something else?

hmm well I haven't seen this before and I've been with some loose girls... (though this one might take the cake if in fact thats true) I also haven't seen it on a lot of porn stars.
 

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Reyaj said:
hmm well I haven't seen this before and I've been with some loose girls... (though this one might take the cake if in fact thats true) I also haven't seen it on a lot of porn stars.
they get it surgically removed. It varies from girl to girl.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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