"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Strange Vagina??? Is it just me? lol

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Alright so long story short I've been banging this hot cougar... The only thing is that her vagina looks weird...? Basically on top there is this huge lip that hangs out?? Not sure how to describe it really... all the vaginas I've seen have a lip on the left and right... this one does too but on top right below her trim its like a piece of it that's hanging out??

Anyone ever see one like this or know what I'm talking about? Is it normal? Its kind of bothering me.... almost to the point where I may next
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Half a roast beef sammich!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Every vaj looks unique. Some are gorgeous while others, not so much.

If it scared me, I'd next in a heart beat.
 
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Wait until you figure out how easy it is to know if a woman was into anal at any point in time.
 
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Jules_Winfield said:
Wait until you figure out how easy it is to know if a woman was into anal at any point in time.
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Please elaborate good sir...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Reyaj said:
yeah actually good way of describing it! You've seen this before? What's the deal?
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Only in some porn...but yeah, that's not the most attractive thing in the world. Just unscrew all your light bulbs before banging and don't use glow in the dark condoms.
 
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How does it sound when you stick it in?

Is it all squishy and slimy sounding?
 
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Reyaj said:
I mean if its just the way some vag's look whatever i could deal.. just haven't seen it before. The chick is attractive and a good F
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You may want to suggest vaginoplasty to her. Just be careful in how your broach that subject..
 
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It feels great when I stick it in... the sex is great... just kind of strange to see that roast beef...

Would it bother all of you? I guess thats the opinion I am looking for
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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There are "innie and outtie" vaginas but i've heard that the extra roast beef is NOT caused from lots of sex and is just genetic.
It's hard to know if that's true, because I've only fvcedk one girl with a real bad roast beef slap and she was a 19 year old who had given birth.

I lost my virginity to her when we were 16 and I don't remember it looking like that.

If anyone knows the truth on the matter it would be SoSuave.
so, is the beef slab caused by a ***** being destroyed by d1ck, is it natural, or is it something else?
 
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1-800-HellNo said:
There are "innie and outtie" vaginas but i've heard that the extra roast beef is NOT caused from lots of sex and is just genetic.
It's hard to know if that's true, because I've only fvcedk one girl with a real bad roast beef slap and she was a 19 year old who had given birth.

I lost my virginity to her when we were 16 and I don't remember it looking like that.

If anyone knows the truth on the matter it would be SoSuave.
so, is the beef slab caused by a ***** being destroyed by d1ck, is it natural, or is it something else?
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hmm well I haven't seen this before and I've been with some loose girls... (though this one might take the cake if in fact thats true) I also haven't seen it on a lot of porn stars.
 
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Reyaj said:
hmm well I haven't seen this before and I've been with some loose girls... (though this one might take the cake if in fact thats true) I also haven't seen it on a lot of porn stars.
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they get it surgically removed. It varies from girl to girl.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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