"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Strange Vagina??? Is it just me? lol

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Alright so long story short I've been banging this hot cougar... The only thing is that her vagina looks weird...? Basically on top there is this huge lip that hangs out?? Not sure how to describe it really... all the vaginas I've seen have a lip on the left and right... this one does too but on top right below her trim its like a piece of it that's hanging out??

Anyone ever see one like this or know what I'm talking about? Is it normal? Its kind of bothering me.... almost to the point where I may next
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Half a roast beef sammich!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Every vaj looks unique. Some are gorgeous while others, not so much.

If it scared me, I'd next in a heart beat.
 
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Wait until you figure out how easy it is to know if a woman was into anal at any point in time.
 
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Jules_Winfield said:
Wait until you figure out how easy it is to know if a woman was into anal at any point in time.
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Please elaborate good sir...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Reyaj said:
yeah actually good way of describing it! You've seen this before? What's the deal?
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Only in some porn...but yeah, that's not the most attractive thing in the world. Just unscrew all your light bulbs before banging and don't use glow in the dark condoms.
 
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How does it sound when you stick it in?

Is it all squishy and slimy sounding?
 
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Reyaj said:
I mean if its just the way some vag's look whatever i could deal.. just haven't seen it before. The chick is attractive and a good F
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You may want to suggest vaginoplasty to her. Just be careful in how your broach that subject..
 
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It feels great when I stick it in... the sex is great... just kind of strange to see that roast beef...

Would it bother all of you? I guess thats the opinion I am looking for
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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There are "innie and outtie" vaginas but i've heard that the extra roast beef is NOT caused from lots of sex and is just genetic.
It's hard to know if that's true, because I've only fvcedk one girl with a real bad roast beef slap and she was a 19 year old who had given birth.

I lost my virginity to her when we were 16 and I don't remember it looking like that.

If anyone knows the truth on the matter it would be SoSuave.
so, is the beef slab caused by a ***** being destroyed by d1ck, is it natural, or is it something else?
 
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1-800-HellNo said:
There are "innie and outtie" vaginas but i've heard that the extra roast beef is NOT caused from lots of sex and is just genetic.
It's hard to know if that's true, because I've only fvcedk one girl with a real bad roast beef slap and she was a 19 year old who had given birth.

I lost my virginity to her when we were 16 and I don't remember it looking like that.

If anyone knows the truth on the matter it would be SoSuave.
so, is the beef slab caused by a ***** being destroyed by d1ck, is it natural, or is it something else?
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hmm well I haven't seen this before and I've been with some loose girls... (though this one might take the cake if in fact thats true) I also haven't seen it on a lot of porn stars.
 
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Reyaj said:
hmm well I haven't seen this before and I've been with some loose girls... (though this one might take the cake if in fact thats true) I also haven't seen it on a lot of porn stars.
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they get it surgically removed. It varies from girl to girl.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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