"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Strange Vagina??? Is it just me? lol

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Alright so long story short I've been banging this hot cougar... The only thing is that her vagina looks weird...? Basically on top there is this huge lip that hangs out?? Not sure how to describe it really... all the vaginas I've seen have a lip on the left and right... this one does too but on top right below her trim its like a piece of it that's hanging out??

Anyone ever see one like this or know what I'm talking about? Is it normal? Its kind of bothering me.... almost to the point where I may next
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Half a roast beef sammich!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Every vaj looks unique. Some are gorgeous while others, not so much.

If it scared me, I'd next in a heart beat.
 
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Wait until you figure out how easy it is to know if a woman was into anal at any point in time.
 
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Jules_Winfield said:
Wait until you figure out how easy it is to know if a woman was into anal at any point in time.
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Please elaborate good sir...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Reyaj said:
yeah actually good way of describing it! You've seen this before? What's the deal?
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Only in some porn...but yeah, that's not the most attractive thing in the world. Just unscrew all your light bulbs before banging and don't use glow in the dark condoms.
 
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How does it sound when you stick it in?

Is it all squishy and slimy sounding?
 
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Reyaj said:
I mean if its just the way some vag's look whatever i could deal.. just haven't seen it before. The chick is attractive and a good F
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You may want to suggest vaginoplasty to her. Just be careful in how your broach that subject..
 
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It feels great when I stick it in... the sex is great... just kind of strange to see that roast beef...

Would it bother all of you? I guess thats the opinion I am looking for
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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There are "innie and outtie" vaginas but i've heard that the extra roast beef is NOT caused from lots of sex and is just genetic.
It's hard to know if that's true, because I've only fvcedk one girl with a real bad roast beef slap and she was a 19 year old who had given birth.

I lost my virginity to her when we were 16 and I don't remember it looking like that.

If anyone knows the truth on the matter it would be SoSuave.
so, is the beef slab caused by a ***** being destroyed by d1ck, is it natural, or is it something else?
 
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1-800-HellNo said:
There are "innie and outtie" vaginas but i've heard that the extra roast beef is NOT caused from lots of sex and is just genetic.
It's hard to know if that's true, because I've only fvcedk one girl with a real bad roast beef slap and she was a 19 year old who had given birth.

I lost my virginity to her when we were 16 and I don't remember it looking like that.

If anyone knows the truth on the matter it would be SoSuave.
so, is the beef slab caused by a ***** being destroyed by d1ck, is it natural, or is it something else?
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hmm well I haven't seen this before and I've been with some loose girls... (though this one might take the cake if in fact thats true) I also haven't seen it on a lot of porn stars.
 
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Reyaj said:
hmm well I haven't seen this before and I've been with some loose girls... (though this one might take the cake if in fact thats true) I also haven't seen it on a lot of porn stars.
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they get it surgically removed. It varies from girl to girl.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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