"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stole this lame beta males girl hahaahahaHAHA

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this all started after seeing Joker. I was feeling pretty hyped up from that movie and I was practicing my Joker laugh out in the parking lot. I got in my AMG and went for a joyride through the mountains near my neighbrhood and was doing some drifting with my gopro on. it was prety sick got a few burnouts too.

Anyway i was pulled up to this redlight just bumping some Future you know top down enjoying the night. Next thing u know some phag in malibu pulls up. hes got this pretty cute chick with him. He tried revving on me so I started doing the Joker laugh and gave his girl a nice little wink. i could tell she was getting wetty because phagboi was looking really mad. so the light turns green and I just sit there light up some Vape and take a massive hit whilst he puts the pedal to the floor. I could hear his little v6 whirring like a small fan.

I waited about 4 seconds then let the giant VAPE HIT out and let my launch control do the rest. I was smoked that malibu and left him in the dust. I was joker laughing like crazy. anyway they get behind me and hes pulling into my condo complex. Im thinking ok this phagboi wants problems so I took off my shirt to let my 6 pack flex out...this usually intimidates most betas and gets the chix wetty. Well it turns out hes droppin her off at the next building and im like Ok ok...potential here.

They slowly drove by and she got out and was like "your faster then my boyfriend" I did a Joker laugh and said "hes not your boyfriend anymore". ;) She was like wow your laugh is JUST LIKE the JOKER! omg! :D. I was like yeah I just watched it after hitting the gym. She asked me to workout with her sometime. Got her on Snapchat and she already sent me ass pics. hehehe ill let u fellas know how it goes.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You are saluted, good sir......weak men dont deserve mating rights....it is nature's way.....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Damn your joker laugh must really be on point... if this is a true story
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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MillionBillionaire

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this all started after seeing Joker. I was feeling pretty hyped up from that movie and I was practicing my Joker laugh out in the parking lot. I got in my AMG and went for a joyride through the mountains near my neighbrhood and was doing some drifting with my gopro on. it was prety sick got a few burnouts too.

Anyway i was pulled up to this redlight just bumping some Future you know top down enjoying the night. Next thing u know some phag in malibu pulls up. hes got this pretty cute chick with him. He tried revving on me so I started doing the Joker laugh and gave his girl a nice little wink. i could tell she was getting wetty because phagboi was looking really mad. so the light turns green and I just sit there light up some Vape and take a massive hit whilst he puts the pedal to the floor. I could hear his little v6 whirring like a small fan.

I waited about 4 seconds then let the giant VAPE HIT out and let my launch control do the rest. I was smoked that malibu and left him in the dust. I was joker laughing like crazy. anyway they get behind me and hes pulling into my condo complex. Im thinking ok this phagboi wants problems so I took off my shirt to let my 6 pack flex out...this usually intimidates most betas and gets the chix wetty. Well it turns out hes droppin her off at the next building and im like Ok ok...potential here.

They slowly drove by and she got out and was like "your faster then my boyfriend" I did a Joker laugh and said "hes not your boyfriend anymore". ;) She was like wow your laugh is JUST LIKE the JOKER! omg! :D. I was like yeah I just watched it after hitting the gym. She asked me to workout with her sometime. Got her on Snapchat and she already sent me ass pics. hehehe ill let u fellas know how it goes.

Your post wreeks of insecurity and ego boosting.
 

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this all started after seeing Joker. I was feeling pretty hyped up from that movie and I was practicing my Joker laugh out in the parking lot. I got in my AMG and went for a joyride through the mountains near my neighbrhood and was doing some drifting with my gopro on. it was prety sick got a few burnouts too.

Anyway i was pulled up to this redlight just bumping some Future you know top down enjoying the night. Next thing u know some phag in malibu pulls up. hes got this pretty cute chick with him. He tried revving on me so I started doing the Joker laugh and gave his girl a nice little wink. i could tell she was getting wetty because phagboi was looking really mad. so the light turns green and I just sit there light up some Vape and take a massive hit whilst he puts the pedal to the floor. I could hear his little v6 whirring like a small fan.

I waited about 4 seconds then let the giant VAPE HIT out and let my launch control do the rest. I was smoked that malibu and left him in the dust. I was joker laughing like crazy. anyway they get behind me and hes pulling into my condo complex. Im thinking ok this phagboi wants problems so I took off my shirt to let my 6 pack flex out...this usually intimidates most betas and gets the chix wetty. Well it turns out hes droppin her off at the next building and im like Ok ok...potential here.

They slowly drove by and she got out and was like "your faster then my boyfriend" I did a Joker laugh and said "hes not your boyfriend anymore". ;) She was like wow your laugh is JUST LIKE the JOKER! omg! :D. I was like yeah I just watched it after hitting the gym. She asked me to workout with her sometime. Got her on Snapchat and she already sent me ass pics. hehehe ill let u fellas know how it goes.
wtf? women are unfaitful *****s


i believe your the type that watched starwars and avengers too
 

Who Dares Win

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Are you the guy that felt while walking away from a feud with an other beta last week? it was a supermarket if I recall correctly.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Now I remember why I stopped coming here. Some members can’t even tell this is a joke. Then these same socially maladjusted people give advice on girls and dating, lol.
 

Julian

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just made a update thread boys check it out
 

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Now I remember why I stopped coming here. Some members can’t even tell this is a joke. Then these same socially maladjusted people give advice on girls and dating, lol.
if you think stealing gfs like in OPs story/joke happens only in jokes then jfl at u
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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