“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Stole this lame beta males girl hahaahahaHAHA

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this all started after seeing Joker. I was feeling pretty hyped up from that movie and I was practicing my Joker laugh out in the parking lot. I got in my AMG and went for a joyride through the mountains near my neighbrhood and was doing some drifting with my gopro on. it was prety sick got a few burnouts too.

Anyway i was pulled up to this redlight just bumping some Future you know top down enjoying the night. Next thing u know some phag in malibu pulls up. hes got this pretty cute chick with him. He tried revving on me so I started doing the Joker laugh and gave his girl a nice little wink. i could tell she was getting wetty because phagboi was looking really mad. so the light turns green and I just sit there light up some Vape and take a massive hit whilst he puts the pedal to the floor. I could hear his little v6 whirring like a small fan.

I waited about 4 seconds then let the giant VAPE HIT out and let my launch control do the rest. I was smoked that malibu and left him in the dust. I was joker laughing like crazy. anyway they get behind me and hes pulling into my condo complex. Im thinking ok this phagboi wants problems so I took off my shirt to let my 6 pack flex out...this usually intimidates most betas and gets the chix wetty. Well it turns out hes droppin her off at the next building and im like Ok ok...potential here.

They slowly drove by and she got out and was like "your faster then my boyfriend" I did a Joker laugh and said "hes not your boyfriend anymore". ;) She was like wow your laugh is JUST LIKE the JOKER! omg! :D. I was like yeah I just watched it after hitting the gym. She asked me to workout with her sometime. Got her on Snapchat and she already sent me ass pics. hehehe ill let u fellas know how it goes.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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You are saluted, good sir......weak men dont deserve mating rights....it is nature's way.....
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Damn your joker laugh must really be on point... if this is a true story
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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this all started after seeing Joker. I was feeling pretty hyped up from that movie and I was practicing my Joker laugh out in the parking lot. I got in my AMG and went for a joyride through the mountains near my neighbrhood and was doing some drifting with my gopro on. it was prety sick got a few burnouts too.

Anyway i was pulled up to this redlight just bumping some Future you know top down enjoying the night. Next thing u know some phag in malibu pulls up. hes got this pretty cute chick with him. He tried revving on me so I started doing the Joker laugh and gave his girl a nice little wink. i could tell she was getting wetty because phagboi was looking really mad. so the light turns green and I just sit there light up some Vape and take a massive hit whilst he puts the pedal to the floor. I could hear his little v6 whirring like a small fan.

I waited about 4 seconds then let the giant VAPE HIT out and let my launch control do the rest. I was smoked that malibu and left him in the dust. I was joker laughing like crazy. anyway they get behind me and hes pulling into my condo complex. Im thinking ok this phagboi wants problems so I took off my shirt to let my 6 pack flex out...this usually intimidates most betas and gets the chix wetty. Well it turns out hes droppin her off at the next building and im like Ok ok...potential here.

They slowly drove by and she got out and was like "your faster then my boyfriend" I did a Joker laugh and said "hes not your boyfriend anymore". ;) She was like wow your laugh is JUST LIKE the JOKER! omg! :D. I was like yeah I just watched it after hitting the gym. She asked me to workout with her sometime. Got her on Snapchat and she already sent me ass pics. hehehe ill let u fellas know how it goes.

Your post wreeks of insecurity and ego boosting.
 

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this all started after seeing Joker. I was feeling pretty hyped up from that movie and I was practicing my Joker laugh out in the parking lot. I got in my AMG and went for a joyride through the mountains near my neighbrhood and was doing some drifting with my gopro on. it was prety sick got a few burnouts too.

Anyway i was pulled up to this redlight just bumping some Future you know top down enjoying the night. Next thing u know some phag in malibu pulls up. hes got this pretty cute chick with him. He tried revving on me so I started doing the Joker laugh and gave his girl a nice little wink. i could tell she was getting wetty because phagboi was looking really mad. so the light turns green and I just sit there light up some Vape and take a massive hit whilst he puts the pedal to the floor. I could hear his little v6 whirring like a small fan.

I waited about 4 seconds then let the giant VAPE HIT out and let my launch control do the rest. I was smoked that malibu and left him in the dust. I was joker laughing like crazy. anyway they get behind me and hes pulling into my condo complex. Im thinking ok this phagboi wants problems so I took off my shirt to let my 6 pack flex out...this usually intimidates most betas and gets the chix wetty. Well it turns out hes droppin her off at the next building and im like Ok ok...potential here.

They slowly drove by and she got out and was like "your faster then my boyfriend" I did a Joker laugh and said "hes not your boyfriend anymore". ;) She was like wow your laugh is JUST LIKE the JOKER! omg! :D. I was like yeah I just watched it after hitting the gym. She asked me to workout with her sometime. Got her on Snapchat and she already sent me ass pics. hehehe ill let u fellas know how it goes.
wtf? women are unfaitful *****s


i believe your the type that watched starwars and avengers too
 

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Are you the guy that felt while walking away from a feud with an other beta last week? it was a supermarket if I recall correctly.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Now I remember why I stopped coming here. Some members can’t even tell this is a joke. Then these same socially maladjusted people give advice on girls and dating, lol.
 

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just made a update thread boys check it out
 

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Now I remember why I stopped coming here. Some members can’t even tell this is a joke. Then these same socially maladjusted people give advice on girls and dating, lol.
if you think stealing gfs like in OPs story/joke happens only in jokes then jfl at u
 
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