Stole this lame beta males girl hahaahahaHAHA

[Julian]

this all started after seeing Joker. I was feeling pretty hyped up from that movie and I was practicing my Joker laugh out in the parking lot. I got in my AMG and went for a joyride through the mountains near my neighbrhood and was doing some drifting with my gopro on. it was prety sick got a few burnouts too.

Anyway i was pulled up to this redlight just bumping some Future you know top down enjoying the night. Next thing u know some phag in malibu pulls up. hes got this pretty cute chick with him. He tried revving on me so I started doing the Joker laugh and gave his girl a nice little wink. i could tell she was getting wetty because phagboi was looking really mad. so the light turns green and I just sit there light up some Vape and take a massive hit whilst he puts the pedal to the floor. I could hear his little v6 whirring like a small fan.

I waited about 4 seconds then let the giant VAPE HIT out and let my launch control do the rest. I was smoked that malibu and left him in the dust. I was joker laughing like crazy. anyway they get behind me and hes pulling into my condo complex. Im thinking ok this phagboi wants problems so I took off my shirt to let my 6 pack flex out...this usually intimidates most betas and gets the chix wetty. Well it turns out hes droppin her off at the next building and im like Ok ok...potential here.

They slowly drove by and she got out and was like "your faster then my boyfriend" I did a Joker laugh and said "hes not your boyfriend anymore". She was like wow your laugh is JUST LIKE the JOKER! omg! . I was like yeah I just watched it after hitting the gym. She asked me to workout with her sometime. Got her on Snapchat and she already sent me ass pics. hehehe ill let u fellas know how it goes.

 

[fanatic22]

Joker laugh is always the way to go

 

[Xenom0rph]

You are saluted, good sir......weak men dont deserve mating rights....it is nature's way.....

 

[zekko]

He proved he was beta by his inability to do the Joker laugh.
And the vape hit sealed the deal.

 

[MrWood]

lol OP flexing... i call BS.

 

[Spaz]

How is it that Sosuave has managed to teach you into being a bottom feeder?

And you even feel so proud of it...

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Any ho3 that falls for a c0ckbl0ck is retarded.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

What happened to being a ‘man of God’ and studying the Bible and ****?

Tbh I don’t even know if this is real, sounds like it’s written by a nerdy 13 year old fantasizing about being ‘alpha’. Lol Julian, are you trolling again?

 

[RickTheToad]

Sounds beyond believable.. Questionable at best. Your hitting the crack pipe a bit too hard... Joker. Didn't even know that movie was still in theaters.

 

[17 shots]

Damn your joker laugh must really be on point... if this is a true story

 

[MillionBillionaire]

this all started after seeing Joker. I was feeling pretty hyped up from that movie and I was practicing my Joker laugh out in the parking lot. I got in my AMG and went for a joyride through the mountains near my neighbrhood and was doing some drifting with my gopro on. it was prety sick got a few burnouts too.

Anyway i was pulled up to this redlight just bumping some Future you know top down enjoying the night. Next thing u know some phag in malibu pulls up. hes got this pretty cute chick with him. He tried revving on me so I started doing the Joker laugh and gave his girl a nice little wink. i could tell she was getting wetty because phagboi was looking really mad. so the light turns green and I just sit there light up some Vape and take a massive hit whilst he puts the pedal to the floor. I could hear his little v6 whirring like a small fan.

I waited about 4 seconds then let the giant VAPE HIT out and let my launch control do the rest. I was smoked that malibu and left him in the dust. I was joker laughing like crazy. anyway they get behind me and hes pulling into my condo complex. Im thinking ok this phagboi wants problems so I took off my shirt to let my 6 pack flex out...this usually intimidates most betas and gets the chix wetty. Well it turns out hes droppin her off at the next building and im like Ok ok...potential here.

They slowly drove by and she got out and was like "your faster then my boyfriend" I did a Joker laugh and said "hes not your boyfriend anymore". She was like wow your laugh is JUST LIKE the JOKER! omg! . I was like yeah I just watched it after hitting the gym. She asked me to workout with her sometime. Got her on Snapchat and she already sent me ass pics. hehehe ill let u fellas know how it goes.

Your post wreeks of insecurity and ego boosting.

 

[PeasantPlayer]

Steal an Alphas woman and impress us

 

[sosousage]

this all started after seeing Joker. I was feeling pretty hyped up from that movie and I was practicing my Joker laugh out in the parking lot. I got in my AMG and went for a joyride through the mountains near my neighbrhood and was doing some drifting with my gopro on. it was prety sick got a few burnouts too.

Anyway i was pulled up to this redlight just bumping some Future you know top down enjoying the night. Next thing u know some phag in malibu pulls up. hes got this pretty cute chick with him. He tried revving on me so I started doing the Joker laugh and gave his girl a nice little wink. i could tell she was getting wetty because phagboi was looking really mad. so the light turns green and I just sit there light up some Vape and take a massive hit whilst he puts the pedal to the floor. I could hear his little v6 whirring like a small fan.

I waited about 4 seconds then let the giant VAPE HIT out and let my launch control do the rest. I was smoked that malibu and left him in the dust. I was joker laughing like crazy. anyway they get behind me and hes pulling into my condo complex. Im thinking ok this phagboi wants problems so I took off my shirt to let my 6 pack flex out...this usually intimidates most betas and gets the chix wetty. Well it turns out hes droppin her off at the next building and im like Ok ok...potential here.

They slowly drove by and she got out and was like "your faster then my boyfriend" I did a Joker laugh and said "hes not your boyfriend anymore". She was like wow your laugh is JUST LIKE the JOKER! omg! . I was like yeah I just watched it after hitting the gym. She asked me to workout with her sometime. Got her on Snapchat and she already sent me ass pics. hehehe ill let u fellas know how it goes.

wtf? women are unfaitful *****s


i believe your the type that watched starwars and avengers too

 

[redskinsfan92]

*logs on*
*finds own thread went off topic and was closed*
*reads this thread*
*logs off*

 

[Who Dares Win]

Are you the guy that felt while walking away from a feud with an other beta last week? it was a supermarket if I recall correctly.

 

[fanatic22]

Now I remember why I stopped coming here. Some members can’t even tell this is a joke. Then these same socially maladjusted people give advice on girls and dating, lol.

 

[Julian]

just made a update thread boys check it out

 

[sosousage]

Now I remember why I stopped coming here. Some members can’t even tell this is a joke. Then these same socially maladjusted people give advice on girls and dating, lol.

if you think stealing gfs like in OPs story/joke happens only in jokes then jfl at u

 

[Xenom0rph]

*logs on*
*finds own thread went off topic and was closed*
*reads this thread*
*logs off*

They closed the Impeachment thread, then they closed the Virginia thread.....smh....

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Lmao