"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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saber

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I am looking for a source or the best way of getting one.
pm me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think there is a misunderstanding going on here. This is a *Health* and Fitness forum. What's the point of asking for something that will be detrimental to your health.

Besides, steroids are illegal, something to keep in mind when you openly ask for some.

OR am I missing the joke here?
 

I-tallionStallion

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How about you eat and work hard. Cause those steriods are going to do nothing but make your $hit smaller and make you look like an idiot to true lifters.
 
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I-tallionStallion said:
How about you eat and work hard. Cause those steriods are going to nothing but make your $hit smaller and make you like an idiot to true lifters.
LOL the 'true lifters' as you put it happen to be on the roids actually.

MM
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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eaturmcts

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Its illegal to actually talk about sources and stuff online, but check out a forum geared towards that kind of thing if you want to find some reputible sources. IE www.anabolex.com
 

I-tallionStallion

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MM...i didn't refer to anyone. So why comment?
 

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Yeah, I suggest you hit the HARDCORE bb forums for that stuff. And let me mention, if you end up asking, and end up being found on a list... You are TOAST.

I have no idea how old you are, or how much experience you have in doing this kind of thing, but I will tell you right off hand, you better know what the hell you're doing.

Hell, you can even order online with no message boards, but be warned, that many of those places are seized and shut down. Happens to a handful a few months ago.

But this is the WRONG type of forum to be asking this crap on. And even when you do find a forum, being a NOOB wont help either. They look down on new people randomly coming on boards asking for that stuff.
 

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Do you know what the side affects are? A lot of good being sexy is going to do you with a small wee wee.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I-tallionStallion

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Oh i take it you are going to be a smart illegal steroid user...haha. There are many risks from many standpoints, and quite frankly i don't trust others enough to give me what i illegally buy. Its really not worth it. Why don't you work hard and eat right? Are you just starting out and looking for the easiest way to get big?

If you are...then you already are setting yourself up for disaster. Good luck to you either way.
 

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j-flex said:
steroids are for losers.

wow. I would have figured that websites on how to attract women were for losers. Not calling anyone names, because I'm obviously a member of SS too, but this is ridiculous.

Does looking better and being stronger than you could naturally be make you a loser? If you fight a guy on steroids and lose, is he a loser? What about if you shatter sports records? Steroids give you an alpha male mentality bro...

Like aviator sunglasses, they're instant cool.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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TheSplat said:
wow. I would have figured that websites on how to attract women were for losers. Not calling anyone names, because I'm obviously a member of SS too, but this is ridiculous.

Does looking better and being stronger than you could naturally be make you a loser? If you fight a guy on steroids and lose, is he a loser? What about if you shatter sports records? Steroids give you an alpha male mentality bro...

Like aviator sunglasses, they're instant cool.

Yes and No. the difference is that so suave is for losers who want to improve, therefore they are not really losers. because sooner or later we are all going to succeed.

looking better and being stronger doesnt make you a loser. the means of acheving it does. you see, a person who wants "to be stronger and look better" usings steroids have mental issues just like the bulimic or anorexic person. they all want to look better NOW without putting any effort and sacrifice ,to the point of damaging their bodies real bad due to their poor self steem, self-rotted image and lack of dicipline.

you shatter sport records with steroids true, but cheating. you can also win NFL championships when you put cameras on the other team and know their strategies.

steroids give you a alpha mentality no doubt, but at what cost?, you stop taking them and you no longer have that mentality (just like alcohol), and now your body shrinks again and lose all the muscle you had no matter if you still lift, and now you have a fked up body.

natural lifters have to work 10X harder that steroid using to achieve half. but it is more satisfying.

locs glasses are better:cool: . http://www.surfeyes.com/blog/uploads/OG-Loc-Sunglasse.jpg
 

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Honestly, I do have lots of training experience although I am playing some catch up from a long break I took.

I don't like going to the gym hoping to gains 10lbs of muscle a year.

I might put on 20lbs in two months on a very safe cycle.

If I planed on getting huge I would hold off, but honestly I just wanna gain about 20lbs.

I have **** to do. I always take the shortest method and move on to something better. Why not? Some guys think studying pu is cheating.

dont get pissed cause you are afraid to use them yourself
 
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My piss is radioactive. I don't know is that like steroids?:crazy:
 
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TheSplat said:
wow. I would have figured that websites on how to attract women were for losers. Not calling anyone names, because I'm obviously a member of SS too, but this is ridiculous.

Does looking better and being stronger than you could naturally be make you a loser? If you fight a guy on steroids and lose, is he a loser? What about if you shatter sports records? Steroids give you an alpha male mentality bro...

Like aviator sunglasses, they're instant cool.
He's right fellas. I once tried to fight a dude on roids and kicked him in the nuts, but it didn't work, because he didn't have any big enough to feel. So he beat me up and and tried to rape me. Fortunately he couldn't get it up and I escaped. At the trial he pleaded insane and the jury believed him, because there was more than enough proof of that and he finally got off easy.:crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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