kickureface
Master Don Juan
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how is steroids illegal? only in competitive sports it is
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hey, even better than that is the way that it is a felony to even help someone else get them. That makes you an accessory, accomplice, and co-conspirator. None of that is good. All of it means Club Fed.I-tallionStallion said:In the US, without doctors prescription anabolic steriods are illegal.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
As in how many sites and people get busted? Ha ha... LOTS. Just only a few months ago, people were laying low cause they were getting hammered left and right, and the regular sites people went too.... Those guys got busted.Throttle said:i agree 100% w/ omen. how often does that happen?
I-tallionStallion said:In the US, without doctors prescription anabolic steriods are illegal.
It comes down to this, if you don't know what your doing like splat, who thinks that in one year you can only gain 10 lbs of muscle :crazy: then you resort to stupid things like steriods.
Well splat make sure you don't work your legs and just put 20 lbs of muscle on your upper body, not lower so you look like a disfigured bench curling freak, and make sure when you get that 20 lbs, that you decide it isn't enough and get 20 lbs more and more....etc
Funny, i knew splat was a noob when he said he wanted to gain '20 lbs of muscle'...Everyone knows you go by the mirror, not the scale.
I suggest you get your a$$ in line splat and do it the right way, because you obviously have never tried it.
Hey Splat...I wasnt talking to you. I meant Saber.TheSplat said:Are you seriously quoting me on things I never said? Because I never said I wanted to gain 20 lbs of muscle, although that would be nice, but who doesn't want that?
I never said that in one year you can only gain 10 lbs of muscle.
you need to check your sh*t
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
YES!! It is obvious people who are bashing them have done very little research on the subject. I am not big on chemistry but have been able to get through a decent amount of information and found very little evidence to support the negative hype.steroids can be a huge benefit if used safely and commonsensically. You have to do your homework and plan accordingly…steroids can hurt you if you don’t plan ahead and devote your life to clean living…but if you use them the way they should be used, steroids are only going to help you…
The people on this board proclaiming steroids are bad, etc., speak from societal conditioning and thus espouse manufactured opinions.
i said this not splatIn the US, without doctors prescription anabolic steriods are illegal.
It comes down to this, if you don't know what your doing like splat, who thinks that in one year you can only gain 10 lbs of muscle then you resort to stupid things like steriods.
Well splat make sure you don't work your legs and just put 20 lbs of muscle on your upper body, not lower so you look like a disfigured bench curling freak, and make sure when you get that 20 lbs, that you decide it isn't enough and get 20 lbs more and more....etc
Funny, i knew splat was a noob when he said he wanted to gain '20 lbs of muscle'...Everyone knows you go by the mirror, not the scale.
I suggest you get your a$$ in line splat and do it the right way, because you obviously have never tried it.
that guy used synthol in his arms. he also admits he injected with dull and dirty needles. the narrator/journalist who made that was an irresponsible, biased idiot.DevanE said:
You're being culture-centric on both counts.eldafar said:I think there is a misunderstanding going on here. This is a *Health* and Fitness forum. What's the point of asking for something that will be detrimental to your health.
Besides, steroids are illegal, something to keep in mind when you openly ask for some.
OR am I missing the joke here?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.