"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A little birdie (rather, one of her friends that doesn't know that personal things shouldn't be disclosed in a err....comment board on a profile)...mentioned...
I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia [as compared to err...Syphillis]
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Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back P.S. I heard Shopper's has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And dont worry, it doesnt have any alchohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried.
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I'm royally scared now. I haven't gone anywhere with this girl, but that might be the reason she hasn't come onto me yet either....

I'm really not sure what to do at this point. She's cool otherwise.
Experiences...suggestions, comments, flames?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Use your gut instinct. If its telling you something is fishy, throw that fish back in the water and catch another one.
 
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I'm not sure what to think at the moment, whether to go ahead with her..knowing that...or keeping her as a friend, or what. Fvck!!!!!!

- And that's what happens when people don't think before posting personal shyt publicly.
 
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Would you rather know about it and decide not to hook up with her, or not know and get an STD from the chick? Yeah, me too.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Docs said:
I'm not sure what to think at the moment, whether to go ahead with her..knowing that...or keeping her as a friend, or what. Fvck!!!!!!

- And that's what happens when people don't think before posting personal shyt publicly.
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unless she's gonna introduce you to more girls or you want to poke her, no point keeping her as a friend...and yeah I read one of those kinda posts where a girl said something about this other girl's genital warts...I can't even touch her now ewww
 
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I know girls that make comments like this for fun. I have guy friends that write similar stupid things as well. I know you can't be to safe but in my opinion its probably a joke
 
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i dont know these two chicks, but it does sound like one is joking with the other one.
 
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I'd post the whole thing, but it's now disappeared. Can't tell if she deleted it or whatnot, but...still...I don't think it was a joke, because she's been having to hit the washroom a lot lately....

Still unsure :\

-GoSens.........where are you?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Why don't you just ask her. Unless she is a lying ho she will tell you the truth.
 
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Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's almost exactly the same message.

You are a goddamn life saver (I was seriously worried to shyt about it)

-Kingston
 
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