"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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STD - Girl.

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A little birdie (rather, one of her friends that doesn't know that personal things shouldn't be disclosed in a err....comment board on a profile)...mentioned...
I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia [as compared to err...Syphillis]
Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back P.S. I heard Shopper's has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And dont worry, it doesnt have any alchohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried.
I'm royally scared now. I haven't gone anywhere with this girl, but that might be the reason she hasn't come onto me yet either....

I'm really not sure what to do at this point. She's cool otherwise.
Experiences...suggestions, comments, flames?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Use your gut instinct. If its telling you something is fishy, throw that fish back in the water and catch another one.
 

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I'm not sure what to think at the moment, whether to go ahead with her..knowing that...or keeping her as a friend, or what. Fvck!!!!!!

- And that's what happens when people don't think before posting personal shyt publicly.
 

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Would you rather know about it and decide not to hook up with her, or not know and get an STD from the chick? Yeah, me too.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Docs said:
I'm not sure what to think at the moment, whether to go ahead with her..knowing that...or keeping her as a friend, or what. Fvck!!!!!!

- And that's what happens when people don't think before posting personal shyt publicly.
unless she's gonna introduce you to more girls or you want to poke her, no point keeping her as a friend...and yeah I read one of those kinda posts where a girl said something about this other girl's genital warts...I can't even touch her now ewww
 

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I know girls that make comments like this for fun. I have guy friends that write similar stupid things as well. I know you can't be to safe but in my opinion its probably a joke
 

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i dont know these two chicks, but it does sound like one is joking with the other one.
 

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I'd post the whole thing, but it's now disappeared. Can't tell if she deleted it or whatnot, but...still...I don't think it was a joke, because she's been having to hit the washroom a lot lately....

Still unsure :\

-GoSens.........where are you?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Why don't you just ask her. Unless she is a lying ho she will tell you the truth.
 

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Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's almost exactly the same message.

You are a goddamn life saver (I was seriously worried to shyt about it)

-Kingston
 
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