"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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STD - Girl.

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A little birdie (rather, one of her friends that doesn't know that personal things shouldn't be disclosed in a err....comment board on a profile)...mentioned...
I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia [as compared to err...Syphillis]
Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back P.S. I heard Shopper's has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And dont worry, it doesnt have any alchohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried.
I'm royally scared now. I haven't gone anywhere with this girl, but that might be the reason she hasn't come onto me yet either....

I'm really not sure what to do at this point. She's cool otherwise.
Experiences...suggestions, comments, flames?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Use your gut instinct. If its telling you something is fishy, throw that fish back in the water and catch another one.
 

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I'm not sure what to think at the moment, whether to go ahead with her..knowing that...or keeping her as a friend, or what. Fvck!!!!!!

- And that's what happens when people don't think before posting personal shyt publicly.
 

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Would you rather know about it and decide not to hook up with her, or not know and get an STD from the chick? Yeah, me too.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Docs said:
I'm not sure what to think at the moment, whether to go ahead with her..knowing that...or keeping her as a friend, or what. Fvck!!!!!!

- And that's what happens when people don't think before posting personal shyt publicly.
unless she's gonna introduce you to more girls or you want to poke her, no point keeping her as a friend...and yeah I read one of those kinda posts where a girl said something about this other girl's genital warts...I can't even touch her now ewww
 

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I know girls that make comments like this for fun. I have guy friends that write similar stupid things as well. I know you can't be to safe but in my opinion its probably a joke
 

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i dont know these two chicks, but it does sound like one is joking with the other one.
 

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I'd post the whole thing, but it's now disappeared. Can't tell if she deleted it or whatnot, but...still...I don't think it was a joke, because she's been having to hit the washroom a lot lately....

Still unsure :\

-GoSens.........where are you?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Why don't you just ask her. Unless she is a lying ho she will tell you the truth.
 

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Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's almost exactly the same message.

You are a goddamn life saver (I was seriously worried to shyt about it)

-Kingston
 
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