RickTheToad
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What do you do with these types of ladies?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Squirters....
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
TheGambino
Master Don Juan
I love it, making them squirt is my objective. It makes me horney.
lamath
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Make them squirt.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
That’s the only thing you can do. Can’t change her sexual reaction biology, so control the overflow …
RickTheToad
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Thanks. Already tried that. It's gone through the towel, comforter, sheets and matress protector. I picked up a new one, but who knows.
Two towels, rubber sheets, and a wetvac…
sazc
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you need one of those mattress protectors for kids who pee.....
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The Duke
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Squirt back!!??
SeekerOfTheWay
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bathtub
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
It's just what they do. I've been with squirters and they just put a towel down. Some of them didn't know they could squirt until I was able to make it happen. Sometimes it gets crazy messy but if they are having a great time.... fvck it. My girl now, I made her squirt for the first time and it happens a lot now since I hit the spot but she sometimes leaves HUGE puddles. It's all good though because afterwards, she has a big smile on her face and she cooks me a nice Rib eye steak.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I have had my share of squirters, it can really get messy. I started banging them up against the wall in my kitchen and let the fluids hit the tile floor, easy to clean. It turned me on at first but all the clean up does get old after awhile. I like having sex in different areas of the house and these chicks would squirt everywhere, even on important documents from work. Lol. It also felt like urine running down my leg which I didn’t enjoy. These chicks were extremely sexual though.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
lol
All women squirt, the difference is the frequency and intensity.
Those that squirt even with the slightest effort are perhaps more sexually attuned but it gets real old real fast when it's ur bed and on ur body, especially when riding the man.
Best to let go those, not worth it in the long run.
Those that squirt even with the slightest effort are perhaps more sexually attuned but it gets real old real fast when it's ur bed and on ur body, especially when riding the man.
Best to let go those, not worth it in the long run.
_sideways_
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Ummm. Swallow it...
_sideways_
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Ummm. Swallow it...
Focal core
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Put snorkeling masks on prefererrbly with wipers
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.