RickTheToad
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What do you do with these types of ladies?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Squirters....
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
TheGambino
Master Don Juan
I love it, making them squirt is my objective. It makes me horney.
lamath
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Make them squirt.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
That’s the only thing you can do. Can’t change her sexual reaction biology, so control the overflow …
RickTheToad
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Thanks. Already tried that. It's gone through the towel, comforter, sheets and matress protector. I picked up a new one, but who knows.
Two towels, rubber sheets, and a wetvac…
sazc
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you need one of those mattress protectors for kids who pee.....
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Squirt back!!??
SeekerOfTheWay
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bathtub
In2theGame
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It's just what they do. I've been with squirters and they just put a towel down. Some of them didn't know they could squirt until I was able to make it happen. Sometimes it gets crazy messy but if they are having a great time.... fvck it. My girl now, I made her squirt for the first time and it happens a lot now since I hit the spot but she sometimes leaves HUGE puddles. It's all good though because afterwards, she has a big smile on her face and she cooks me a nice Rib eye steak.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I have had my share of squirters, it can really get messy. I started banging them up against the wall in my kitchen and let the fluids hit the tile floor, easy to clean. It turned me on at first but all the clean up does get old after awhile. I like having sex in different areas of the house and these chicks would squirt everywhere, even on important documents from work. Lol. It also felt like urine running down my leg which I didn’t enjoy. These chicks were extremely sexual though.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
lol
All women squirt, the difference is the frequency and intensity.
Those that squirt even with the slightest effort are perhaps more sexually attuned but it gets real old real fast when it's ur bed and on ur body, especially when riding the man.
Best to let go those, not worth it in the long run.
Those that squirt even with the slightest effort are perhaps more sexually attuned but it gets real old real fast when it's ur bed and on ur body, especially when riding the man.
Best to let go those, not worth it in the long run.
_sideways_
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Ummm. Swallow it...
_sideways_
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Ummm. Swallow it...
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Put snorkeling masks on prefererrbly with wipers
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.