"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Spitting or Swallowing

To Spit or Swallow

  • I want that b*tch to swallow my ***!

    Votes: 11 57.9%
  • I don't care if she spits it out

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • This isn't a big deal to me either way... I got a blow job! :D

    Votes: 7 36.8%

  • Total voters
    19

ebracer05

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When a girl gives you head, do you want her to swallow or do you not care?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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PDubb75

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If she's not gonna swallow, she better spit it on herself and play around with it...
 

Zerro

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If she ain't gonna swallow then I'd rather just end before I come so I can **** her already. Spitting feels like an insult and the chicks who do so are giving you head out of some grudging sense of duty rather than actually enjoying it. The ones who do swallow tend to give you head because they enjoy pleasuring you and get off on that themselves.

I don't mind alternatives like pulling away and having me come on her tits or something, it's the spitting itself that just ruins the blow job somewhat.
 

3countriesPlan

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I had one attempt to swallow once but then she ended up running to the bathroom and throwing up, so I let her spit it out after that, was kinda cute though.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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PDubb75

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ebracer05 said:
Have you actually had this happen?
I've only had one girl not swallow, and she spit it onto her t!ts and rubbed it in like it was freakin' lotion. She may have swallowed like half of it, though.. so maybe that still counts as swallowing? I don't know.. either way, it was hot as hell.
 

PrettyBoyAJ

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Girl better swallow and keep suckin for a good 10 seconds. Makes a playa cringe everytime.
 

drellum

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PrettyBoyAJ said:
Girl better swallow and keep suckin for a good 10 seconds. Makes a playa cringe everytime.
I think all of my ex's were happy to Guzzle it down.

Certain foods affect the taste, so I'm told....almonds, honey, natural Yougurt etc....as opposed to Sugar Puffs
 

Who Dares Win

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Well lets say that if she keeps sucking for the following 10seconds of which PrettyBoyAj spoke, I can consider my basic needs met but if she swallows of course is much better.

Girls who spit are a clear sign that they are doing as an obligation, no different than when we pretend to care about their bvllsh1t in order to get head.
They probably pretend to like giving head to make us listening their bvllsh1t.
 

DJoftheHins

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Who Dares Win said:
Well lets say that if she keeps sucking for the following 10seconds of which PrettyBoyAj spoke, I can consider my basic needs met but if she swallows of course is much better.

Girls who spit are a clear sign that they are doing as an obligation, no different than when we pretend to care about their bvllsh1t in order to get head.
They probably pretend to like giving head to make us listening their bvllsh1t.
Sooooooooo true
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Greasy Pig

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Honestly, blowing in a chick's mouth is all I care about. She can gargle it and blow bubbles with it for all I care.
I just get off on actually spraying man oil in her mouth.
Although I had a young chick spit it out on my stomach once and that was fvcked.
 

m0101

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I have a question - regardless of what your individual preferences are, im curious how you MAKE IT CLEAR to her that she is expected to take it in her mouth? do you just automatically hold it and move over to her face or do you let her know?

i've had mixed reactions from women - some girls swallow/spit, some have moved their mouths away and just taken it on the face, while some FLAT OUT said "no, not on the face"
 
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