"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i know its probably been mentioned before but i cant find it. how do u boost up your metabolism.. mines slow and im hoping i can speed it up thru cardio diet whatever. i know it wont happen overnight
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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dj ben2 said:
i know its probably been mentioned before but i cant find it. how do u boost up your metabolism.. mines slow and im hoping i can speed it up thru cardio diet whatever. i know it wont happen overnight
cardio, green/white tea, high protein, lots of vegetables, lots of water, heavy training.
 

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Also eat smaller meals more frequently.
 

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cardio, green/white tea, high protein, lots of vegetables, lots of water, heavy training.
Hmm, will caffeine (i.e. black coffee) have a similar effect on (speeding up) metabolism, albeit perhaps to a lesser extent than green&white tea? If less, how much less?

What's the reasoning behind the water and vegetables?

Cheers,
-shaun
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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shaunuk said:
Hmm, will caffeine (i.e. black coffee) have a similar effect on (speeding up) metabolism, albeit perhaps to a lesser extent than green&white tea? If less, how much less?

CAFFEINE HELPS A LITTLE BUT NOT TOO MUCH. IT'S NOT SO MUCH THE CAFFEINE IN THE TEA BUT THE POLYPHENOLS WHICH PRODUCE THE METABOLISM BOOST (CAFFEINE DOES PLAY A PART BUT A SMALL ONE)

What's the reasoning behind the water and vegetables?

WATER KEEPS YOU HYDRATED WHICH MEANS A MORE EFFICIENT DIGESTIVE SYSTEM CAPABLE OF METABOLISING MORE FOOD IN A SHORTER TIME HENCE A GREATER METABOLIC BOOST

ICED WATER NEEDS CALORIES TO BE BROUGHT TO BODY TEMPERATURE ALSO

VEGETABLES ARE HARD TO DIGEST MUCH LIKE PROTEIN, THEY BURN OFF NEARLY THEIR (ALBEIT LOW) CALORIC VALUE JUST BY DIGESTING THEM. THEY ALSO CONTAIN FIBRE WHICH HELPS OUT DIGESTION AND THUS METABOLISM AS ABOVE

Cheers,
-shaun
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shaunuk said:
Hmm, will caffeine (i.e. black coffee) have a similar effect on (speeding up) metabolism, albeit perhaps to a lesser extent than green&white tea? If less, how much less?

What's the reasoning behind the water and vegetables?

Cheers,
-shaun
caffeine does help... but black coffee is not a replacement for green tea. Green tea has a lot of good effects; antioxidant,speeds up metabolism, helps in lowering cholesteral, lowers chance of cancer, helps prevent heart disease, helps lower liver failure, etc...

caffeinie works by increasing the heart rate, green tea does not do that.

i just get a huge bottle of green tea extract in pill form and take one daily.
 

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Paintballguy said:
i just get a huge bottle of green tea extract in pill form and take one daily.
I've never seen green tea pills so strong that you'd only need one a day for the full thermogenic benefit.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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In another thread, Warboss Alex also recommended eating a horse.
 

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No, Create, you've got it wrong. He recommended eating a Zebra, and said that a horse would be sufficient if you were on a budget.
 

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Poor horses.
Alex, that wee bast.
 

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geeeee-zus guys, when you hear hoofbeats, think HORSE not ZEBRA!
 

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Actually you can do two things:

1) Eat more meals but smaller portions. Your body will continue to burn your intake continously. Eat a scheduled time everyday.

2) Take Chromioum Piccolinate. It's metabolizes fat, carbs, sugars in your body.

- DoubleAA
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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