"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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South Park World Of Warcraft Episode

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Even funnier than the Chinpokomon episode! :up:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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yeah i saw it every is talking about it in school

key moments
-stan stop playing your dam computer game youve been palying forever shouldnt u be outside socialilzing w/ ur friends?
-this is an mmorpg im using teamspeak to socilize with my freinds on teh web r-tard..

-.. im not an r-tard.. =/ lolol

this can possibly be the end of the world... of warcraft..
 

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It was painful when he said pwned. God I hate internet society these days.
 

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Another key moment.

You bastard, you killed Kenny! :eek:

Haha.

And Pwned, that was just, great. As the fat ass sits there doing the OMG.
Even better.

Now what do we do?...and off on that quest they go.
 
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lol

"Wait this battle can last 12 hours, What bout food?"

"i got that covered" *pushes intercom button* "MOM MORE HOT POCKETS!!"

if some1 could post "chinpokomon" episode plzzzzzz
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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No more posting episodes. There's a reason why youtube delete's them. They're copyrighted material and this site does not condone illegal distribution.
 

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HTTP:// [***CENSORED ***]

Ooops... :D
 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

that was pure ownage!11!!oneone!!111!!
 

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I want to play Hello Kitty's Island Of Adventure!

Google Mr Twig to get more SP goodness.
 

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Hahahaha the best part is when cartman calls his mom to bring down a bucket so he can take a sh!t.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"Do you guys wanna stand out here throwing a ball around, or get on your computer and DO SOMETHING!"

:crackup:
 

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Very funny! I really don't understand the appeal of that game though. It's too complicated and demanding to be fun.
 
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