"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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South Park World Of Warcraft Episode

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Even funnier than the Chinpokomon episode! :up:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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yeah i saw it every is talking about it in school

key moments
-stan stop playing your dam computer game youve been palying forever shouldnt u be outside socialilzing w/ ur friends?
-this is an mmorpg im using teamspeak to socilize with my freinds on teh web r-tard..

-.. im not an r-tard.. =/ lolol

this can possibly be the end of the world... of warcraft..
 

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It was painful when he said pwned. God I hate internet society these days.
 

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Another key moment.

You bastard, you killed Kenny! :eek:

Haha.

And Pwned, that was just, great. As the fat ass sits there doing the OMG.
Even better.

Now what do we do?...and off on that quest they go.
 
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lol

"Wait this battle can last 12 hours, What bout food?"

"i got that covered" *pushes intercom button* "MOM MORE HOT POCKETS!!"

if some1 could post "chinpokomon" episode plzzzzzz
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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No more posting episodes. There's a reason why youtube delete's them. They're copyrighted material and this site does not condone illegal distribution.
 

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HTTP:// [***CENSORED ***]

Ooops... :D
 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

that was pure ownage!11!!oneone!!111!!
 

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I want to play Hello Kitty's Island Of Adventure!

Google Mr Twig to get more SP goodness.
 

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Hahahaha the best part is when cartman calls his mom to bring down a bucket so he can take a sh!t.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"Do you guys wanna stand out here throwing a ball around, or get on your computer and DO SOMETHING!"

:crackup:
 

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Very funny! I really don't understand the appeal of that game though. It's too complicated and demanding to be fun.
 
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