"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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South Park World Of Warcraft Episode

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Even funnier than the Chinpokomon episode! :up:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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yeah i saw it every is talking about it in school

key moments
-stan stop playing your dam computer game youve been palying forever shouldnt u be outside socialilzing w/ ur friends?
-this is an mmorpg im using teamspeak to socilize with my freinds on teh web r-tard..

-.. im not an r-tard.. =/ lolol

this can possibly be the end of the world... of warcraft..
 

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It was painful when he said pwned. God I hate internet society these days.
 

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Another key moment.

You bastard, you killed Kenny! :eek:

Haha.

And Pwned, that was just, great. As the fat ass sits there doing the OMG.
Even better.

Now what do we do?...and off on that quest they go.
 
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lol

"Wait this battle can last 12 hours, What bout food?"

"i got that covered" *pushes intercom button* "MOM MORE HOT POCKETS!!"

if some1 could post "chinpokomon" episode plzzzzzz
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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No more posting episodes. There's a reason why youtube delete's them. They're copyrighted material and this site does not condone illegal distribution.
 

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HTTP:// [***CENSORED ***]

Ooops... :D
 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

that was pure ownage!11!!oneone!!111!!
 

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I want to play Hello Kitty's Island Of Adventure!

Google Mr Twig to get more SP goodness.
 

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Hahahaha the best part is when cartman calls his mom to bring down a bucket so he can take a sh!t.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Do you guys wanna stand out here throwing a ball around, or get on your computer and DO SOMETHING!"

:crackup:
 

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Very funny! I really don't understand the appeal of that game though. It's too complicated and demanding to be fun.
 
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