"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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South Park World Of Warcraft Episode

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Even funnier than the Chinpokomon episode! :up:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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yeah i saw it every is talking about it in school

key moments
-stan stop playing your dam computer game youve been palying forever shouldnt u be outside socialilzing w/ ur friends?
-this is an mmorpg im using teamspeak to socilize with my freinds on teh web r-tard..

-.. im not an r-tard.. =/ lolol

this can possibly be the end of the world... of warcraft..
 

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It was painful when he said pwned. God I hate internet society these days.
 

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Another key moment.

You bastard, you killed Kenny! :eek:

Haha.

And Pwned, that was just, great. As the fat ass sits there doing the OMG.
Even better.

Now what do we do?...and off on that quest they go.
 
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lol

"Wait this battle can last 12 hours, What bout food?"

"i got that covered" *pushes intercom button* "MOM MORE HOT POCKETS!!"

if some1 could post "chinpokomon" episode plzzzzzz
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No more posting episodes. There's a reason why youtube delete's them. They're copyrighted material and this site does not condone illegal distribution.
 

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HTTP:// [***CENSORED ***]

Ooops... :D
 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

that was pure ownage!11!!oneone!!111!!
 

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I want to play Hello Kitty's Island Of Adventure!

Google Mr Twig to get more SP goodness.
 

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Hahahaha the best part is when cartman calls his mom to bring down a bucket so he can take a sh!t.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"Do you guys wanna stand out here throwing a ball around, or get on your computer and DO SOMETHING!"

:crackup:
 

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Very funny! I really don't understand the appeal of that game though. It's too complicated and demanding to be fun.
 
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